*50 years later*
"my wife divorced me and took the children, and they still haven't followed me back"
*150 years later*
''i time travelled to another timelines and i got younger.. but still they didn't..''
*300 years later*
"what is take them so long"
*9999 years later*
me:welcome welcome to city 17
*28 billion years later*
The sun became a supernova, a new galaxy has been formed, i dont think he'll follow me back
Me: no no you need me *dies*
*1 and 12374198274812738126547123671286378126389123912839127398127381 zeros
years later*
''...i'm still patient''
*end of time*
Uhh yea they arent following me back