It is because I despise Stanford, of course… But really, it’s a sort of endearment that I cannot quite put into words. And thank you for the compliment on his sad eyes :)
Seriously , though I just want to pat him and squish him like he's a little kittennnnnnnn. Although why do you hate him?
it is not true hatred. He is a specimen I intend to study
oh okie ALSO IT'S DECEMBER 1ST AS I TYPE THIS IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
Yipee happy birthday!!
