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i found out while my sister was cleaning hte stairs she found dust that looked oddly like coke"" and thought of selling it so she sniffed but remembered 2 things

1 . she doesnt know how coke smells like

2 . shes allergic to dust

then i come in and throw mcdonalds furby toys at her until she helps me down ( it took a while)

another story when i was walking around with a pig , 2 baby dolls and smth else and i said to my sister " your hte parent" and she thought of lesbian pig iscnedcnse