"there's no pizza like a new york pizza baby!" he says in a fake brooklyn accent
God that’s so amazingly cringe I want to cradle that phrase in my arms and rock it to sleep
"ayyyy what ya towkin about. i aint cringe and my words aint no baby words. you dont gotta cradle nothin" he says in a even thicker much faker brooklyn accent (he is in fact not from new york he just thinks it makes him look cooler)
