old Wenda sounds like someone hitting a metal sheet with a hammer at different intervals of force, then editing the noise into a beat, then extracting the sound file from the computer onto a USB drive and putting it in a microwave and setting the cook time to five seconds, then putting the file back into the computer after taking the drive out of the microwave and plugging it into the computer where they got the file and downloading the now corrupted file.
In short, old Wenda sounds like a corrupted sound file of someone banging on a metal sheet.