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Credits to Ryan Lombard /he's hilarious btw./

If you stab a cereal box does that make you a serial killer?

Spiders are scared of us stepping on them, but they have more legs. We're scared of them biting us, but we have more teeth.

Fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing

Cowboys go yee-haw and ninjas go hee-yaw

Water can boil you to death

Freeze you to death

But yet you can't live without it

no offence but i think you need better sence of humour

Uh, this is from somebody's YouTube channel. I hardly have any tbh

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Alas, I must agree with ex. Steve. These jokes are as mid as bow 2.

u using b2 as your main :P
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Friendly fire will not be tolerated

Seriously? I can't lie bow 2 is mid.

u using b2 as your main :P

Fax Ryan Lombard is funny he a W comedian

One of his videos he said " No pen equals no assignment, no assignment equals no diploma and no diploma equals no job no job no money no money no food no food equals skinny and skinny equals ugly ugliness equals no marriage and no marriage equals no children no children equals loneliness loneliness leads to sickness and sickness leads too... DEATH!"

LOL I know this one