Credits to Ryan Lombard /he's hilarious btw./
If you stab a cereal box does that make you a serial killer?
Spiders are scared of us stepping on them, but they have more legs. We're scared of them biting us, but we have more teeth.
Fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing
Cowboys go yee-haw and ninjas go hee-yaw
Water can boil you to death
Freeze you to death
But yet you can't live without it