I said this elsewhere but I was very tickled by this entry and glad it was the first one across the line. It’s very easy when drawing up something like pretentious jam to have an idea of what “high-minded” submissions you “expect”. This turning up early left me feeling at first disrespected (a meme picrew, in my artsy fartsy jam? ugh!), then turning inward on that feeling, then remembering what the point of it all is. The write-up only confirming this! Thanks again for submitting to pretentious jam :)