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I was driving in the freeway for some Golden Grahams when I got a nasty paper cut when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat popped right up and cuffed his hands across my eyes they sucked out my internal organs and they took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport and as a way or ed or Bernie or Steve I probably would’ve kept on guessing but about that time we crashed into the truck and so I had them send me back to last Thursday night next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity and he takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me everything you know is wrong black is white up is down and short is long and everything you used to think was so important doesn’t really matter any more because a simple fact and that is everything you know is wrong just forget the words that sang along all you need to understand is way backwhen I was a little bitty boy I lived under the box under the stairs under the corner of the basement half a street from Jerry’s bait shop but the sanitation workers really didnt approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!!