**Wife**: Abbey Cowen.
**Nearby Village Visit**: Slept with Melissa Rauch.
**Woman in Need of Help**: Had sex with Sara Jean Underwood.
**Night in the Town**: Slept with Hayley Atwell.
**Village Rest Stop**: Slept with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
**Prostitute**: Iggy Azalea. Creampie and Femdom.
**Dance Partner**: Demi Rose.
**Night Rest Stop**: Slept with Eliza Taylor. Titjob, Carrying and Cowgirl.
**Mountain Settlement**: Slept with Adriana Lima. Had fast, rough sex.
**Mountain Tribe**: Slept with Natasha Liu Bordizzo.
**THE GOOD ENDING**: Won against Adriana Lima in the swordfight.
**Babysitter**: Kelly Brook.
**Pool Lifeguard**: Jordyn Jones.
**Gardener**: Emilia Clarke.
**Sofia Vergara's New Job**: Entertainer.