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here are some random ass pick up lines for yall.

i used these and she threw a brick at me

Hey girl do you like Harry Potter? Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron 😉

I'm like a Osu Farm map. I can give you a lot of pp

Girl, ru a factory in China? Cus I wanna put a bunch of kids in u

Origami's not the only thing these hands are good for

Damn girl are you from Mississippi? Because you're the only miss whose piss I'd sippy.