A Me Talk Translator:
You: "How're things going?"/"How are you?"
Possible Responses:
It's going = everything is falling apart
Good all things considered = bad, very bad
Fine = meh nothing to write home about
Well I'm still alive = mild suffering
Idk = I genuinely don't know
DUDE YOU HAVE NO IDEA = fucking awesome, great stuff is happening
Good = I probably just assumed you weren't looking for a real answer and you were just saying the usual normal greeting most people say so I said the usual normal answer
Bad = I say this as a joke to make fun of the usual normal answer of "good" you'll only get this dialogue if you talk to me in the main game (irl) and you have over 1,000 affection points (we're close)
Bad *insert explanation of bad things happening* = things are actually going bad
Good *insert explanation of good things happening* = things are actually going good
Good *insert explanation of bad things happening* = things are going bad but it's kinda funny
Living the dream = kill me please
Ugh idk = I probably feel like shit