"Have you ever wondered what life is on a planet where retired androids (not junked for tax reasons) reside? 

Be careful what you wish for, you might end up grabbing the short side of the universe. 

Bring order to what minimal chaos there is as Kopp Green, a officer who for the first time in his life, has to face the practical reality of enforcing law. 

Maybe the situation of Tuban is not as simple as it seems... 

Take initiative, and some lives, on the Shorter Side of the Universe." 

This was the original pitch for this game. However in its current state, it is so half baked, it is a parody of itself. In this early access version of the game: 

• Drive around,
• Blast shit apart with your service revolver,
• Play checkpoint charlie,
• Hang out at the grocery store,

Sounds fun? OSSC is just for you! 

Warning, the game contains foul language. 

Controls on foot: 

WASD - movement 

Mouse - aim 

LMB / RMB - fire left / right weapon

 E- Interact (interactable objects have a big textbox that appears 

In vehicle: 

WASD - drive about 

I/J - Shift gears (Drive and reverse) 

I + J - Shift into park (Required for exiting vehicle) 

R - Turn radio on / off

Scripting by DDK

Sound effects by Chorsitor or CC00

2D/3D art by KresBanuka

Music by Kevin MacLeod