Progress report dated 01.25.1995. Internal memo ████████████ eyes only.
"Dammed If I Do" (DIID) is being developed by our Data and Surveillance Division - for the purpose of ████████ and to promote the restaurant. The development team has been given code names to protect against possible ████ and consists of the following.
- Subterranean Loser
- Moosemaid
- Ether Penguin
- Pixelcod
- YokaiBlotch
- LimeyOtoko
Premise
Our beloved mascot Franky has gotten sick from eating a cold chicken sandwich and needs 3 giant colonial pretzels to revive him. The player takes the role of Franky's cool-young family member to collect the pretzels on each level.
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Current Development Status
The team so far has created a narrative premise for the game and some concept art for the settings and characters (sample included above).They have also programmed the physics, movement and some of the gameplay elements. Some of the levels have been started and some models and animations are implemented. The team has not implemented ████████ yet but assures us that it will be ████ before release.