This is meant to be terrible and impossible to figure without the walkthrough. You were warned. Also there are senseless instadeaths and no UNDO. Thus, I included the debug binary, so you can quickly see the way through with TEST ALL. And a...
Who's got a quarter-million words of original flash fiction and a public domain Markov chain generator ? ✨This guy!✨ The result is hot garbage, and that's why I'm submitting it to REALLY BOOGALOO BAD IF . Enjoy! (If you would like to se...