You have a problem and his name is James Merl III. All the junk on all the jagged shores of all the seas in all the world, and he walked up to yours. Just your luck, he knew at once that this was no ordinary green glass bottle... ...that it...

You begin in the Broom Closet of a Pub (as dictated by the game jam rules) and from here you find your away around in standard text adventure format. Arthur has a bit of a hangover to start with, so go easy on him. This is my first attempt...