Full points for the humor, even the itch page is filled to the brim with awesomeness :3

I love the game itself, the gameplay is great, but it is annoying that the bullets his the character, but it didn't affecting things that much. Its like if superhot and ultakill had a bean baby :D

Really fun game! There are a lot of neat details, such as the animations and sound effects that make this game feel really good to play! Reminds me of Ultrakill with the time-slowing mechanic. 

I had to stop myself from playing this game too much. It's so much fun! Also, the music definitely makes it for me. It wouldn't be the same without it. One criticism that I have is that the mouse sensitivity is too high. I assume that you set it for the trackpad? I would love to some sensitivity options. Oh, and I still haven't beaten that boss level, but I'm trying. Don't make it easier before I beat it!

Wow! What an excellent game. The bullet time was a little tricky to get the hang of at first. Once you realize that every move speed up the zombeans you can use it to your advantage pretty effectively. The attitude of this game is pretty funny and fits the theme well. The level variety is also excellent!