Have you ever wanted to face off in a battle to the death against the cold steel of robotic enemies??? Have you ever wanted to blast away foes in the liberty of low gravity???

Well now's your chance!

THE MOONSHOT ARENA FEDERATION FORMALLY INVITES YOU TO:

Fight until your last breath or until the timer runs out in this fast-paced shoot-em-up action-packed arena. Can you prove your mettle, and beat the high score?

* The Moonshot Arena Federation is not responsible for any maiming, burns, electrocution, shrapnel damage, lost limbs, lost eyesight, brain damage, death, or stubbed toes a contestant may receive while competing in the arena *

(Not sure if this is the right place to post this, but I wanted to try my hand at marketing a game, since apparently that's really important in game dev. Let me know what you think, and post your own marketing spiel/advertisement below in response!)