Long after civilization crumbled, an old patrol robot still follows its last directive: protect the peace. You can watch the whole scene here: The robot is directly inspired by the PS1 game Future Cop L.A.P.D. His name is Alpha X-1. The dry...

Goblin Worker A gloriously unreliable, minimum-wage menace. Cheap to hire, cheaper to lose. Low HP, lower self-esteem. Gets distracted by shiny rocks and occasional existential dread. Perfect for your totally stable dungeon economy! Give hi...

Inspired by my favorite DIYer, The Most Dangerous Wood Splitter gets put to proper use.