Hello, Jocelyn. Most of those assumptions were jokes that were meant to be deliberately over-the-top and ridiculous to the point that you couldn’t interpret it as anything other than an attempt at humour. I get a lot of people who fail to understand when I’m being serious and when I’m being farcical, and I feel there’s a significant portion of the populace who can’t understand sarcasm when it’s right in front of them.
Regardless I don’t think anything in particular about you, and I appreciate your maturity in your response. As to whether I’ll change the way I write, I will have to see as I continue to write. Assumptions are just that - assumptions. Not a declaration of fact, and it would be silly if any of my readers interpreted it as such.