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Honest review: The best worst porn game

A topic by soupisfornoobs created Aug 28, 2023 Views: 1,877 Replies: 3
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"Little Man" holds a record for being the game with the most amount of effort put into it in comparison to how bad it is.

Now, I've been following this game since it featured pretending you were a baby to get Brittany to breastfeed you. I am invested in the development of this game because it has huge potential to be one of the best open world narrative porn games, period. For literal years I've excused the problems it has as growing pains, and waited for the update to come that would put the pieces together and deliver the incredible game this could be. But I don't think that will happen anytime soon. I can't tell you what's on the developers' minds but I imagine the problems I find with it are simply not worth their time.

This isn't about the art but I'll summarise my opinion cause it's a review: I find the art and animation style unappealing and uninspired. I also really badly wish there was some variety in the body types, when this game had 3 characters it was understandable but you gotta shake things up after the 15th big tiddy milf. Now for the story..

Two words: goes nowhere. Not the characters, not the story, not the main driving concept behind the game; nothing happens. Character arcs are straight lines, conflict is introduced and resolved automatically with no intrigue. The main idea behind the demon powers just isn't explored in any meaningful way, and it's not the writing's fault, the main character just couldn't do it justice. He's just some horny guy, the game is his fantasy where 'what if I could do sexual harassment but the girls liked it'. And unfortunately everything gets filtered through that, the game only serves the porn, there is no attempt to strike a connection with the player, no motivation to explore interesting concepts and ideas in a grounded but fantastical setting. It shows you at every turn that it could be amazing, all the pieces are there, and with recent updates it has been trying some new things I'll give it that; but it's fundamentally held back by its protagonist and characters.

Unfortunately, turning every character into your own personal cum bucket doesn't lend itself great to character-based storytelling

This game is what could be an incredible piece of fiction diluted in 99% porn. The main character desperately needs a rewrite, everyone else needs to justify their role in the story, and shit needs to start happening.

As for the positives, the character archetypes were quite varied and felt distinct. Which makes it sadder how they become after the brainwashing.

This is still an incredible amount of work and dedication to one game, and should be praised, but as for the result of that work I can only say it's a:

2/5 {Review up to v0.28}

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stop crying, it's a porn game

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Bad day?

wow this is a horrible take, were you expecting a triple a story, its an indie game, piss off