your mom

nah, your dad

ur mom

um, ur lungs

ur granny lol

This has become a Simon says post lol. Anyways, ur life

ur unreleased game that you want to make but don't have a software to make it on

ur dragon

ur aorta

ur suffering

ur eternal reward from TF2

ur cringe video so cringe that god won,t even  look  at your video

ur ur joke

ur ur ur mom mom mom

ur ur ur ur ur (crashes from too many ur uses)

ur vale please update TF2, WHERE IS THE HEAVY UPDATE?

go fuck urself -valve

(reboot completed)

(restarting alpha warhead systems)

(launching nuke at your house)

Ah, I rebooted my anti nuke defense just in time. (anti nuke defense shoots down nuke at a safe distance).

i will exile you to russia

Eh, Russia is not that bad, even when you are exiled, Lenin told me that.

(alpha warhead detonation canceled, restarting systems)

(warheads have been restarted, return to normal operations)

(anti nuke defenses on max alert) you know what, if you hit me with a warhead, I still have a few hundred lives that I stole from other universes.

i know

What is your defense from a warhead though?

destroying the entirety of site 19