Fun fact: If you wait long enough in the start menu, the voice will tell you something, and if you wait enough again, he will get a bit angrier, and if you wait LONG enough, there will be a blue button called don't play under the red button. If you click it there will be a "back" button and if you press it you go back to the start menu but you need to wait again to gain access to the dont play button. Then you will notice a smiley slowly coming at you, seeming like its about to jumpscare you. Then you will notice a sign under the smiley saying "Escape while you can" Or "Run while you can" as bigger it gets, the slower it grows. But, it won't do anything. After a specific scale, it will freeze and you will realise you wasted time for nothing.
It's actually triggered by answering yes to there being a problem and then yes that you were joking. This will make the narrator mad at your dishonesty and cause the hard problem.
The pattern is the two last letters in the name are the first two letters in the thing they like to eat. (NathAN like ANchovies, CamerON likes ONions, JenNA likes NAchos and LerOY likes OYsters).
Played your game! idk if I'm able to get anything other than "you are: meh" but I still enjoyed playing! (you have to tell me what's wrong with the picture of the blue shirt guy lol)
For those who are curious on how to beat the test and get the true hero ending (the true ending?), here's how, though if you want to try it yourself go ahead!
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You can't beat the test without the cheat button, the last two tests, the one where you need to click the button when it's seven is basically impossible, and if you do somehow do it (i'm pretty sure you can't) the final test is to find a specific pixel that's literal impossible to find.
So how to get the cheat button:
You need to find the narrator's computer password, he says it in one specific ending that I sadly can't remember the title of, hopefully another comment can tell me the name. But it was a bad ending. In that ending he will say his computer password which is 0420 haha
Next you need to do the mind reader ending, to do this just go ahead and do the first couple trials normally till you get to the trial where you need to click when the screen flashes green. You have to click under 0.10 seconds so I recommend use an autoclicker. Afterwards the guy will give you a math problem, the answer is 0.
Finally he will say for you to guess his password, you'll need to do this quickly before the screen cuts to the ending screen. Type the password and hit submit. Boom you've hacked his computer, click the steal button, it should say you have stolen the cheat button, and then wait (and mess with his computer for fun lol) until the ending screen.
Now do the trials as best as you can until you get to the last trials, Curiosty Core also made a comment on how to complete these trials and some additional special endings, so look for their comment if you need help. I'll try helping the best that I can too if you need it.
On the last trials, you'll have the cheat button, use it. Finally you'll be given the final choices, the first one click that you don't leave, then click yes to accept the Oxcorp candidate program. You've now hopefully saved the guy, sacrificing yourself for him, a true hero indeed. (Pushing the restart button will no longer lead you back to the title screen)
I don't know what happens on the other final choices, as I got burnt out from all the options and didn't want to do the tests 2+ more times haha, if anyone wants to explain to me the final other endings that'd be cool.
This was a fun game and I definitely recommend playing it! I hope this post helps!
you can get the pssword in the mind reader ending, although i forgot it (and im not completely sure how to obtain the code, its just a theory i have). here is how you get that ending...
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You need to mash the button and get an insane time on the reaction speed test, then say no to that you cheated then he hits you with a hard math question, an the answer is 0 then he asks you to guess his pasword, and its somewere there, i think. (Im not sure tho)
I've tried it, and I couldn't find the password in the mind reader ending. Doing your method is the path to imputing the password, but not revealing the password. Thanks for helping though ^^
The ending where you hear the passcode is called, "Bottom of the Barrel" Achieved by doing very poorly on the first part of the test. When the narrator goes to show you the end screen, he says his password as he's typing it.
Wait for like 5-10 minuites before you press start and press the button that says "not start". Wait for the smiley face to zoom in and you can see grey text that says "Get Out While You Still Can". Just wanted to point out this easter egg.
After I got the sloth ending, there were a ton of different letters and numbers on the bottom of my screen where the "Please, do not play again." text usually is (same font and everything). I clicked the restart button right when I realized so I wasn't able to get a screenshot. Now, I keep trying to get the sloth ending to see it again, but it's back to the original message. This could just be a glitch, but it looked like either a long url or something to decode. I might be looking to deep into this, but if someone sees it too, let me know!
The text I'm pretty sure is intentional and I think it's a random chance on any ending, as I got it once on another ending that wasn't sloth, and I already clicked restart before I fully processed that the grey text was different lmao. I'm guessing it's a YouTube url? That's usually the case but it could be something else. Hopefully another person can post the text here somewhere.
if you use an autoclicker on the green light thing, the math question answer is 0. his pc password is 0420, then steal the cheat button. then dont use an autoclicker on it and do decent to get to the stop on 7 one, use the cheat button, do it again, then hit yes.
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This game was fun, but the narrator was so mean to me!!! I got called a pest more than once, lol!!!!
I'll try this again soon, cause I'm sure I missed out on some additional questions. Yeah, I'm not smart...like, at all...
Here is my play through, in case anyone is interested!!!
No offense but the condescending voice talking to me throughout the game is one of the most annoying things I’ve ever been through.
skip with space
I think skipping with space makes the narrator mad and says I bet you think you're so smart and gives you a complex math problem.
Really? No wonder I kept getting the math problem LOL why did they add that if true (????)
No, it's because you chose the "Yes there is a flaw" choice
Choosing that makes the narrator angy
dGgpcyBpcyBhIhniY3JIdCBtZXNzYwdILCBubyBvbmUgd2IsbCBmaW5kIG91dCe=
did you read a toddler's mind?
It is base64 for “this is asecret&íessage, no one will findout!“ There is a chance of it appearing at the test result screen.
How did i know it was base64? The equals sign at the end.
notice: i really dont think this was the best image-to-text translation
I'm a mind reader (:
Fun fact: If you wait long enough in the start menu, the voice will tell you something, and if you wait enough again, he will get a bit angrier, and if you wait LONG enough, there will be a blue button called don't play under the red button. If you click it there will be a "back" button and if you press it you go back to the start menu but you need to wait again to gain access to the dont play button. Then you will notice a smiley slowly coming at you, seeming like its about to jumpscare you. Then you will notice a sign under the smiley saying "Escape while you can" Or "Run while you can" as bigger it gets, the slower it grows. But, it won't do anything. After a specific scale, it will freeze and you will realise you wasted time for nothing.
exploration is never a waste of time
Sorry
you should be sorry, you have done something unforgiveable; call a benbonk game bad
benbonk game good :)
since when...
lol
lol
lol
help
please
after answering 6/2(1+2) so fast it sent me to a hard question
The answer to the hard question is 0.
Also, the hard question only is shown if you answer "Yes" to the question about if the question was too easy
Actually it's from skipping the narrator
I think I was wrong about that though
It's actually triggered by answering yes to there being a problem and then yes that you were joking. This will make the narrator mad at your dishonesty and cause the hard problem.
Simple On The Surface, Unfair At It's Core
who likes oysters???
Leroy
The pattern is the two last letters in the name are the first two letters in the thing they like to eat. (NathAN like ANchovies, CamerON likes ONions, JenNA likes NAchos and LerOY likes OYsters).
Played your game! idk if I'm able to get anything other than "you are: meh" but I still enjoyed playing! (you have to tell me what's wrong with the picture of the blue shirt guy lol)
oh no
could there possibly be captions added?
Walkthrough???
I found a glitch in the reaction time test, if you mash the button before the green screen appears you can get insane times
is it a glitch?
no
if i type 09 instead of 9 it says that the answer is WRONG. pls fix
ur wrong
k
I don't know how long but it ends eventually 🙂
bro..
me too bro
I tried getting everything wrong and on the 3 and 5 challange I got 9.35 lol
Well that was fast
Hello Mr. Error
Good enough, I guess? (Fun game!)
My little sister got this ending...
This made me feel better after stealing the baby candy ;)
For those who are curious on how to beat the test and get the true hero ending (the true ending?), here's how, though if you want to try it yourself go ahead!
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You can't beat the test without the cheat button, the last two tests, the one where you need to click the button when it's seven is basically impossible, and if you do somehow do it (i'm pretty sure you can't) the final test is to find a specific pixel that's literal impossible to find.
So how to get the cheat button:
You need to find the narrator's computer password, he says it in one specific ending that I sadly can't remember the title of, hopefully another comment can tell me the name. But it was a bad ending. In that ending he will say his computer password which is
0420 hahaNext you need to do the mind reader ending, to do this just go ahead and do the first couple trials normally till you get to the trial where you need to click when the screen flashes green. You have to click under 0.10 seconds so I recommend use an autoclicker. Afterwards the guy will give you a math problem, the answer is 0.
Finally he will say for you to guess his password, you'll need to do this quickly before the screen cuts to the ending screen. Type the password and hit submit. Boom you've hacked his computer, click the steal button, it should say you have stolen the cheat button, and then wait (and mess with his computer for fun lol) until the ending screen.
Now do the trials as best as you can until you get to the last trials, Curiosty Core also made a comment on how to complete these trials and some additional special endings, so look for their comment if you need help. I'll try helping the best that I can too if you need it.
On the last trials, you'll have the cheat button, use it. Finally you'll be given the final choices, the first one click that you don't leave, then click yes to accept the Oxcorp candidate program. You've now hopefully saved the guy, sacrificing yourself for him, a true hero indeed. (Pushing the restart button will no longer lead you back to the title screen)
I don't know what happens on the other final choices, as I got burnt out from all the options and didn't want to do the tests 2+ more times haha, if anyone wants to explain to me the final other endings that'd be cool.
This was a fun game and I definitely recommend playing it! I hope this post helps!
sus
balls
>:(
you can get the pssword in the mind reader ending, although i forgot it (and im not completely sure how to obtain the code, its just a theory i have). here is how you get that ending...
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You need to mash the button and get an insane time on the reaction speed test, then say no to that you cheated then he hits you with a hard math question, an the answer is 0 then he asks you to guess his pasword, and its somewere there, i think. (Im not sure tho)
I've tried it, and I couldn't find the password in the mind reader ending. Doing your method is the path to imputing the password, but not revealing the password. Thanks for helping though ^^
what is wrong in the blue shirt one
click the white regular background, don't click the photo
:Spoilers!:
The ending where you hear the passcode is called, "Bottom of the Barrel" Achieved by doing very poorly on the first part of the test. When the narrator goes to show you the end screen, he says his password as he's typing it.
Wait for like 5-10 minuites before you press start and press the button that says "not start". Wait for the smiley face to zoom in and you can see grey text that says "Get Out While You Still Can". Just wanted to point out this easter egg.
How are you supposed to solve this question?? Is it just trial and error?
5+7 = 12 / 2 = 6
4+4 = 8 / 2 = 4
8+2 = 10 / 2 = 5
Wow, I don't think I would have ever gotten that!
lies
Someone look out for this the next time you play!
After I got the sloth ending, there were a ton of different letters and numbers on the bottom of my screen where the "Please, do not play again." text usually is (same font and everything). I clicked the restart button right when I realized so I wasn't able to get a screenshot. Now, I keep trying to get the sloth ending to see it again, but it's back to the original message. This could just be a glitch, but it looked like either a long url or something to decode. I might be looking to deep into this, but if someone sees it too, let me know!
The text I'm pretty sure is intentional and I think it's a random chance on any ending, as I got it once on another ending that wasn't sloth, and I already clicked restart before I fully processed that the grey text was different lmao. I'm guessing it's a YouTube url? That's usually the case but it could be something else. Hopefully another person can post the text here somewhere.
Created an account just to mention that this message is encoded in Base 64 and decodes to "this is a secret message, no one will find out!"
(the message is "dGhpcyBpcyBhIHNlY3JldCBtZXNzYWdlLCBubyBvbmUgd2lsbCBmaW5kIG91dCE=")
Ah thanks a lot, welp that's that mystery solved lol
I found it, as someone mentioned seems like this could appear on any ending
good game :)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FPS SUCKSSSSS HOW DO I GET BETTER FPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
-Kakashi, But Black...
same
That single-pixel test is actually in the assets..
Just art
i think i just got the true ending
how
if you use an autoclicker on the green light thing, the math question answer is 0. his pc password is 0420, then steal the cheat button. then dont use an autoclicker on it and do decent to get to the stop on 7 one, use the cheat button, do it again, then hit yes.
i got a star, was killed and called a pesk
I became a star!!!
Spongebob: What was the reason we bought those bags?Patrick: He said we were mediocre.
Spongebob: That's it! He made us feel special.
the textures dont load for me either
I love it
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the textures dosent load