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Why are you being so mean? You should read the controls. Additionally, how is it like Super Meat Boy? It does not even have open levels. To go with this, it is my first platformer video game, and you need calm down. Also, the controls are great. (You sound a tad narcissistic if I do say so myself) If you have ever played the video game Ultimate Chicken Horse, the controls are roughly the same so that people will not struggle upon playing this afterwards.
You are very much welcome, and I am blocking you. Farewell.