Okay, this one *is* barebones, but I will say there's an awful lot of random, funny little jobs and such, much more so than you might figure at first glance.  I sat at it for awhile and was still finding new ones to chuckle at.  Oh, and I like the slight screenshake!  For criticism (if I had to give one for a "last minute" change), I'm not sure if I like the background because it feels good going by fast or dislike it because it's a bit of a mismatch (and it might've been fun to watch things stylistically go by).  Job: Electrical Gamer.  Fetish: void* s.