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In Crazy Sink Pirates I've simplified the controls to not even use any buttons. Tilt your phone and blow into your microphone to navigate the high seas of your kitchen sink. Move from island to island picking up and dropping off pirates in a crazy taxi style of gameplay. Beaching your sponge allows it to dry off and move faster. Blowing also slowly drys off your sponge.

Third-party resources
"Galway" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Unity 5.6, Text Mesh Pro, Shaderforge.

Everything else was created by me.

Contributors
Myself (Ben Jones)