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A game in which you must solve a mystery without possessing any applicable skills to do so

If you're quick enough, you can eat all the canapes before anyone notices you're a farm animal.

You're a bunch of raccoons trying to drive a car.

Diplomacy so powerful it destroys a small town.

Steal stuff off a wizard, but not in a dramatic "level 20" sort of way

A grim and frankly unnecessary prequel to The Witch Is Dead

Goatgirls. Ratboys. Bin Wizardry. Steal from the trash and stab anyone who tries to stop you.

Are YOU a bad enough dude to choke out the dog from Monopoly?

Fight crime! Rectify injustice! Piss off the cops!

Perform minimum-wage jobs to earn money to spend on gas. The only problem is that your arm keeps turning into a big gun

Can YOU get arrested for murder before anyone else does?

Die alone in some godforsaken forest.

A game of magic, woodland creatures, and brutal murder.

Are YOU a bad enough dude to illegally import seven rare breed criminal parrots on a redeye passenger flight?

In: The Galaxy's Most Dangerous Funeral

You are a criminal bear with two stats: CRIMINAL and BEAR.

You're on a big adventure, but your head keeps falling off.