farter took a shitz
farted has stopped again....i feel so betrayed my farter is no more
farpnarp
farp ya
farty beyond doubt yep i farted
farting seems so juicy since I last flarfed
farty very very farty
toasty pooty ja
fart ya shaw like pooping ah
farted so big i had to eat a pile of shit sitting next to me and now my bummy hurts
fart the power I shall fart!!!!!!!
fartastic this time my fart power increased rapidly now I cart brutal and twice as hard
farted better still i'm happy to fart at all
I farted once again after not farting so long the fart gods are pleased with my epic farts
Wow I farted and turds blew from my butt I shore hope anyone saw it I guess Sh*t really hit the fan Or should I say pants
wow I shorely farted most definately pooted
farted so bad again
I won the fart contest I got the most magnificent flufferFriend anyfarter could ask for we decided to be come one with the fart god...Hell yeah
finally I fart almost perfectly now I enrolled in a fart contest...now I'll show you all who can fart like a fartpropooper
finally beggining to fart normal I hope soon i'll fart better tham thomas fatfartyfluffybumnum..he's always fluffing my stuff I just wish he'd grow up to be a healthy grown man with lots of stinky farts and msybe he'll rub off on me? heck I might even get the fluffiest of fluffy ladies and settle down and fart babies :)
Hello me I still haven't farted and my butt hasnt been happy my butt said hello for the first time since the great fartdisaster I am glad to have a such good friend attached to me
Hello it's the year 1798 still havent farted I'm beginning to think In a fartasterfy still I go one feeling Quite fartless people are begining to call me sir fartless
Hello again Me I still have not farts for my sad lonely fart releaser I'm still not sure if I'll ever fart again please have mercy great fart god I haven't been much-en off of you I just really miss my farts
Hello buddy have not farted since 1785 i'm not sure when I'll fart again, if never Shall I wallow in pity or just look pretty I think not I shall leak towards the ghastly shaven man
Hello Badass to the bone Sup how are your moobs doing do they hurt well today you finally had the chance to eat hotdogs in the meantime enjoy this little buddy
Hello Dw's Here you go buddy
