They are rotating in my head like ballerinas in a music box or hotdogs in a hotdog stand. If anything happens to them I will cry and stain the seas in red.
MC/PC ✦ An utter menace. Would probably be the first target in an Eat the Rich campaign. They're very cool but kind of pathetic actually. I regularly heckle them from the sidelines, though I do it from a place of love and affection. I am simultaneously rooting for them and booing them. Would love to throw the horrifying concept of genuine affection in their face someday
MC/PC ✦ Gently holding them. If anything happens to them I will set the entirety of the world on fire, and then myself. Yes, they can and will kill you with one look. Yes, I stand by my earlier statement.
MC/PC ✦ A menace. An absolute menace. Deserves to get bullied, at least a little bit. Everytime they do something I'm lovingly heckling them from the sidelines. Incredibly complex creature who's allergic to the concept of vulnerability. They possess every mental disorder known to man or non-man but of course, they're totally, totally fine. They're very functional, thank you. Would still protect them with my life. You'll have to pry them from my cold dead hands
MC/PC ✦ A baby. My baby. A murderous, brainwashed, traumatized, very much Not Okay baby. My hands are itching to shower them in blankets and hot chocolate. Everytime they open their mouth there's a moment of silence in My Brain akin to the silence that follows after you tell your friends a childhood event as a joke and they look at you with both horror and pity. Would sell a piece of my soul to get the chance to love and adore them
