Burn a giant dead whale. End your shift. Rinse and repeat.
Shopping... IN AMERICA!
Typing practice.
Enviro-Bear! FUCK YEAR!
Catch fish using your trawler before the storm hits.
Exorcise lustful thoughts from this poor girl.
Slay the beast by feeding it poison. But do not anger it in the meantime.
You have been invited to take a Turing test. But there is something strange with some of the questions.
Run a radio show during an alien invasion.
Serve fresh eggs to the proletariat trapped in a frozen dystopia.
First day of work, time to go through training.
Serve drinks to increasing weird customers.
Idiot coworker called me to fix satellite dish... Then weird thing started to happen.
Crawlin' around like a sub-human.
