It really speaks volumes for how charming the writing is if I can't bring myself to get all the endings because some of them would require being mean to the magical evil skeleton wizard named "Vulcuzar, The Lord of Crawling Bone".
The game where you make a compassionate choice to crush a small bird's head in with a rock probably shouldn't have been included in a fundraising indie bundle for Palestinian Aid. Kinda sending some weird mixed messages there.
As a normal dad doing normal dad things, my dadly duties include cleaning the kitchen, spending quality time with my son, and stepping on the many giant dog-sized spiders that infest my daughter's bedroom as they try to attack her as she sleeps. Before you ask "why don't you get rid of the giant spiders in your kid's bedroom", I have a fantastic excuse - I was busy renovating the basement so that it would have laser grids that would instantly kill me.
you PLAY minit? you play her game like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for Sixty Seconds!!!!
I don't think I really get this one.
I enjoy games in the "draw the best path out of multiple paths" genre and this one is no exception. The stretchy dogs looked a little odd but I'm kinda glad that they went with a different breed (corgi?) over the obvious dachshund choice.
The storytelling, visuals, and general vibe have been sticking with me long after I finished it. It helps that this game leans more into dark comedy and the disgusting unpleasantness of the annoying main character rather than "oh the cutesy cartoon world is secretly fucked up", even if, yes, it turns out the cutesy cartoon world is secretly fucked up.
Oh to be a mildy misanthropic but very sapphic gardener with a six-eyed bee alien wife.
