Consider this a warning: I absolutely love strings of words that are absurdist, but also very literal.
#7: Should be plural, otherwise thumbs up.jpg
#6 Solid, but loses points for title being metaphor and not very literal.
(It has come to my attention that this is a line from A Storm of Swords. Honesty demands that I do not put it into the I Understood that Reference collection, since I did not in fact understand that reference.)
#5: Hecken yeah! Severed is the Butt that sits on the Throne.
#4: Like it, but title is only literal, not very literal; can be more than three kobolds.
#3: 11/10, would adopt.
#2 Excellent wordsmithery, but have been informed game is not a metamorphosing into cars simulator, feel that title might be too very literal and thus false advertising.
#1: Perfect, No notes, chef's kiss emoji.png
I lie: I've notes: should be "a dracula" not "a vampire" for obv. reasons. And "Sherlock Holmeses" (or even "Sherlocks Holmeses") not "Sherlock Holmes)".
