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The free, plain text version of the world's loudest roleplaying game. A bit more sensible. Just as miserable.

2-6 Players // Roll & Write // Made for Zoom!

starting with just the letter “i”, bend, merge, rotate, and reflect to create entire words.

There is time to explain, I just don't wanna.

Play as an adorable, trouble-making turnip and avoid paying your taxes!

A rules-lite RPG of chaos and community