A simple, monster name generator -- roll on three separate tables to generate monster names like "Chittering Skull Fly".
BYO stats, this is system-neutral.
But the real joy of this zine are the tweet-length monster descriptions, curated from twitter submissions. The 280 character limit forces concise, punchy descriptions. There's more flavour, fun and surprise in this zine than in ten bestiaries written by the coastal wizards.