"If there's one thing a cozy game about bumbling critters and children at a summer camp is missing, it's gratuitous violence." - Isaac Newton (probably)

We took a hard long look at Westgladia and decided that it really needed a brutal system to murder seagulls, and boy-oh-boy are we going to deliver on that. The Westgladia combat expansion boasts a bunch of pages packed full of rules about horrifically maiming anyone who gets close to your psychotic critters. Set feral attack squirrels on unsuspecting campers, murder encroaching bears with a revolver, insult people's mum, or neg your crush! The Field Agent's Guide to Combat lets your critters unleash their inner beast

How Does it Work??

My grade 8 english teacher always told us to 'show not tell' and then would make us read Lord of the Flies instead of letting us watch the movie. Because I'm not a giant hypocrite, I'll show you the rules (which tell you how it works. Idk, life is complicated sometimes).

But What About the Crit Tables??? 

Everyone knows that a game is only as good as its crit tables (which is why Rolemaster is the greatest game ever), which is why we have brutal crit tables for every weapon conceivable (all 15 of them).

Q&A before the Q&A

• Chat is this real? 
  • Yes, definitely
• When is it dropping?
  • Soon
• What else is gonna be in it?
  • New merit badges, combat stats for adversaries, and some extremely offensive charts 
• What's your favourite kind of soup?
  • I make this ultra-bastardized vegetarian riff on a Carribean pepper pot soup that's fire