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First Monthly Newsletter

Greetings Data Citizens!

Thank you for your gracious contributions to Dataminer DataCo. We are pleased to announce many exciting updates and look forward to compounding the dedicated bonds we already share with fun community activities.

I am a new intern with the company, and it is my honor to deliver the first of many monthly newsletters, which you can expect around the last weekend of every month. Our dedicated staff are committed to delivering consistent bi-weekly updates, when possible, which we will summarize in this newsletter.

  • IMPROVED drop rate of rare files!
  • The new patch this cycle introduces the highly anticipated “KIT INJECTOR” which allows us to use consumables while booted into the now familiar “DIALER”.
  • In relation, 10 new consumables have been introduced, many designed exclusively to complement the KIT INJECTOR feature.
    • Data Lens
    • LiquidBIT Converter
    • Standing Signal
    • Depth Diver
    • Liquid Cache
    • Data Ejection
    • Cloud Control
    • Autosynth
    • Fast Forward
    • CrackSYN
  • Unimplemented utility upgrades are now noted with “WIP”.
  • And finally, it is with heavy but proud hearts that we celebrate the retirement of any references to the “BEACH BALL” implement, which has been taken over by the efficient and admirable “DRONE” utility entirely.

Speaking of community fun, we have now begun the gambit of social media presence which, although now barren, can be perused at your leisure. As part of my internship duties, I have the chance to pioneer our LIVESTREAM EVENTS , with some talk of special guests’ appearances and other procedures to anticipate at will.

Your feedback is invaluable to our efficacy, and we regard all our employees with utmost confidence and respect. Commitment will be rewarded, and failure is a reflection upon us all. I didn’t become the protocol intern by permitting others to hold back the team, but I am sure none of us must worry about things like that! 😊

 

Catch you on the Dialer, champs. 

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