You begged. You pleaded. You squirmed around on the floor in delectable agony. You've all been a VERY patient gaggle of pervosexuals, pornhounds and PDF pigs, so we've graciously decided to reward you! SICKOS SELECTION, the independent queer erotica bundle, returns once again for its star-studded fourth installment. You're SUCH good readers, waiting all this time! You DESERVE this.
SICKOS SELECTION 4 compiles 400 pages of comics, 500 pages of art, and 100,000 words of fiction from 25 of the internet's spiciest smutsmiths into ONE convenient Itch bundle, all for the low, low price of 25 AMERICAN DOLLARS! And we're not just resting on our laurels either-- this edition contains an even broader range of styles and subjects than we've EVER featured before. Do you prefer your pornography fantasy-flavored? How about sci-fi? Horror? Historical fiction? Slice of life? Crime thriller? Fighting tournament?! Anarchist cookbook?!? We've got a whole damn Barnes & Noble's worth of fiction in this collection, and we're handing you the keys! (And unlike so-called "REAL" bookstores, we'll NEVER get on your case about whipping out your junk and cranking it in the aisles. We're not FASCISTS here.)
Hey, speaking of fascists! As you may be well aware, life hasn't exactly gotten kinder to us filthmongers in the time elapsed since ye olde Sickos Selection #1. Our global monoculture has continued to lurch towards the ignorant and prudish, with all sorts of nasty invasive anti-smut legislation getting rammed into ratification around the globe. And with online payment processors and social media acting super duper skittish over legal adult art, it's harder than ever for working stiffs like us to help you work your stiffies. The scumbags and scammers of the world scream out: "Won't SOMEBODY think of the CHILDREN???" To which we Sickos holler back: "Well, what about the ADULTS, dumbasses?!"
SICKOS SELECTION is one way we're pushing back against this creeping blight of unsexiness, with all profits split equally between all creators involved. The last Sickos Selection raised over $58,000, helping its participating creators with pressing expenses such as rent, medical bills, moving costs and car payments. And yeah, that was great and all, but THIS year, we want to go EVEN BIGGER! We're size queens like that. And we know YOU are TOO, which is why we've got a beauteous cavalcade of STRETCH GOALS lined up for every $5K we make over our goal! That's right: MORE gush fuel for EVERYONE who buys a bundle, at no extra cost! This deal is so good... maybe it SHOULD be illegal.
...JK! Ahahahahaaaaa!!! BUT plenty of websites would LOOOoooOOVE if it were, so pick up SICKOS SELECTION #4 today and then tell all your friends, lovers, and favorite freaks about it. This is a totally independent grassroots project from front to back! From the bottom of our warped little hearts, we Sickos thank you for all your support. DEATH TO SHAME, PORNOGRAPHY FOREVER.
"NO MATTER YOUR SEXUAL PREDILECTION, YOU'LL FIND IT ALL... IN SICKOS SELECTION!"
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