I'm a huge fanatic for this game. Like PanosAXD, the last reviewer mentioned, there are some surprises. Actually, not just the last reviewer, but several comments mention of Yoko's large breast and even larger cock. But this isn't your run of the mill cum blast review. This is about the winter expansion pack just released.
First, I'm glad you can change the skin tone of the characters with the added expansion. I was worried about this games lack of POC and now you can change the hue of every character to make them as diverse as your grocery cart at whole foods. Getting to make Yoku Nigerian and Haru Polynesian was an incredible adventure of the senses.
On the first day of class A new student arrives. His name is Jack & oddly resembles Jack from Jack and the bean stock. He carries a walking cane and some nice sexy Rayban wayferers signaling he is blind. Good for the developers I thought, blind people would love to see themselves represented in video games. Jack is a sultry fellow who enjoys wicked things that I won't spoil for you. But what suprised me is when he asked for help finding the restroom. I gladly escorted him to the unisex transfreindly urinal. Jack stopped in his foot tracks and took a large whiff, "there's others in this bathroom".
"You're right Jack, There's actually a women in the urinal next to yours with a cock coming out the bottom of the dress taking a piss and a man in a dress popping a squat in the stall on the other side. great nose you got there!
He wanted to wait until they left to avoid stage freight.
Once we were alone things got different. Jack told me he needs help unbuttoning his pants to use the urinal. I had no problem doing this as to not be outed as an ableist but what came out of his trunks made his walking cane look like a tic tac. "Did your parents name you after that bean stalk you're carrying between those legs?" Jack than asks you to beat him off as he's backed off. "You wouldn't want me to get blue balls now, would you?" I asked Jack how would you ever know if you can't see the color of them? But Jack wasn't having it. A pop up screen then comes up with 2 choices to dictate what happens next. Beat Jack off with 1 hand purfuely or both hands to make sure you don't cramp up once this party begins. Truth be told I really didn't want to pick either option but decided both hands might be better. I wish there were more creative options to pick from and request the developers look into this as well as reply to my personal email helping me get my housing paperwork in order.Thanks
Finally finished the game, i can honestly say that it surprised me a little. The main character was a pretty wholesome detailed guy, they get overshadowed by the love interests sometimes in these game, glad it's not the case here. It was just long enough and had the right amount of nice story telling and romance. Other than that, the CGs sometimes really surprised me, they were honestly really beautiful.
If I can say that I disliked something in the game, is that i was dissapointed that this game was an undercover romance story between Yoko and the MC. I had in my mind that you would be able to date the other girls too in some way, since i don't really like the long lost childhood friend trope that much i got dissapointed but I enjoyed Yoko out of all the characters so it's fine (btw i am not 100% sure that you can't date anyone else but i tried my best to date Katsuki since the begining but still ended up with yoko, so i am just assuming you can't!)
I am not gonna rate it or sth but i can say that i enjoyed it quite a bit, even tho it didn't make me cry or give me the chills with some way or another it was still fun. I will be looking out for more of your games!
What for real? But I swear I litteraly only romanced katsuki till the end! It must be that I took some romance related options for yoko too since i didn't want to give her the cold shoulder... I feel stupid and excited, i will definitely try again, thanks.
Yeah I did that on my third playthrough, since the second one got me to date haru, but the best one was Katsuki by far. If you hadn't told me i would still believe that you can only romance Yoko like a loser.
I bought this game because I've had blue balls so long they've turned moldy and I had to release a load of gunk so large Moses couldn't split it. I popped this floppy disk into my drive and prepared to stick my floppy disk into some premium pad thai pussy. The game starts off as I expected. I'm in the cafeteria and they're serving poo-poo platter. There's dog, cat, and bat meat (This game obviously takes place before COVID-19.) The 3 protein choices resemble that of the 3 Pokemon choices you pick from professor Oaks laboratory. Your meat choice will deeply impact your future exploration of Pyongyang Senior High.
One thing strange about the game is how absolutely filthy Pyongyang HS is. There is literal pieces of shit spread throughout the school grounds. As a matter of fact, one of your first levels is to scoop up all the crap off the front steps for the first day of school. These aren't the droppings of an animal, or a crass cheeky chappy, but that of a grown man. I suspect the principal, Kim iL Sung, may be the culprit. One of the shit morsels still haunts me to this day. It was a 9 inch leopard spotted steamer. So much detail put into a strange feature of the game..
I do wish that POLITICS were kept out of this video game. The main girl I was slipping my finger into, Muki Yako, came from a very rich family. In the game you are raised from a poor up-brining and Muki's father has sympathy for you as before becoming a billionaire he was a trans prostitute. He occasionally asks you to run errands and pays you enough money to take Muki on a nice date to eat Poo-poo platters. One day Her father asks you to pay a visit to his laboratory and asks if you could drop off a package at the local Parcel delivery service. You follow the directions and end up at an office building titles WPE, WUHAN PACKAGE EXPRESS. You drop off the package and are given the reciept with the tracking code and what not Later on in the game the school goes into lock-down as everyone is becoming sick. Seems familiar? I had my player find the receipt from WPE and my jaw dropped to the floor when I read the label for who it was for.. ANTIFA.. Shortly after you realize you just delivered a vial of CORONA VIRUS TO ANTIFA, you're forced to confront Muki's Father. At first he plays it off and says you're being dramatic before a series of fierce punches and soft kisses forces Muki's father to reveal his cards.. "My name isn't Noyo Yako.. It's DR. FAUCCI.. Both my video game character and my actual self started to cry at what we just unleashed onto the world.. at this point a large pop up came onto my screen. I thought it was the damn Mcaffe anti virus trial but it was from the game itself. In order to complete the final level you're asked to scan and upload a copy of your proof of COVID vaccination. I turned off the game quickly and felt a sense of anger for being fooled.
P.S I reached out to the fellow reviewer below who had no place to stay and offered him refuge during CORONA VIRUS. I CAME HOME AND HE WAS RUBBING HIS BARE ASS ON MY SOFA.. STAY AWAY.
Hey guys, it's been a while huh? I'm just touching base after my review. The developer personally reached out to me and we decided to meet up at MICKs pizza.. we had a couple of Slicearonis freshly drooped over MICKs cock and talked about how to better the game. By the end of the 3rd slice the developer offered me a job opportunity. We started the interview right there.. he asked me, so where do you see yourself in 5 years? I thought long and hard and delivered an answer so daring MICKs ass clenched. In your chair I replied, your position. The developer said he's heard every answer in the book but never that answer. Right there on the spot he stood up and simultaneously resigned while giving me his position to fill. I was know head of Underage Hentai LLC. We quickly began working on a new chapter of this delicious trilogy.
*SPOILER ALERT* .After you unleash covid following the end of the last level the world is very different. We just now finally started to recover and return to normalcy when the character Dr. Faucci is released from prison. He approaches your character and tries to make amends but you're not having it. Those sweet kisses you once left up and down his scrotum no longer make you salivate but repulse in disgust knowing what he had you do. But persistence is key. Eventually one day after being denied to smell Yuki's crap filled underwear you're walking home sad when Dr. Faucci approaches you in his new TESLA.. he teases you the car has autopilot so his hands are free for roaming during transit. That makes me personally laugh and decide to hop in. He deeply apologizes for the covid mishap and wants to make amends. He starts with a soft plump kiss followed by a gift with a bow. Take this home to your large family gathering tonight and open it at the party it'll be a hit! I get out at my house and we kiss goodbye. Later that night at the party Enid and Bob see the gift in the corner and start to get excited about knowing what faucci got me. There nipples become so erect with excitement I start to unwrap it just to relax them. I can't even get the paper off because of Enids lactation soaking the wrapping paper. I finally get it off and it's a airtight container with black glass I can't see through. I open it slowly and the air starts to smell like donkey Kong's ass. Enid took one whiff and said I'm sure that's a good old liquid shit prank! Right then and there I get up and March out the party embarrassed and fall asleep. The next morning get a call Enid and others have passed away mysteriously. Later autopsy reveals she died of the MONKEY VIRUS?? DR. FAUCCI STRUCK AGAIN getting me to release a deadly virus. This game is a piece of shit!
Hey guys! it's premium unleaded, I forgot my accounts password so I made a new account. Since my last review of the game I have found a place to live, sort of. But like always, I'm getting ahead of myself. I want to start at the beginning and expose the creators of this game for what they really are.
After I was on the streets someone from the game reached out to me and offered me a place to crash. It was his dads muffler shop and there was a supply closet with a tempurpedic comforter. I made it work. I was recently given a discount code for the newest expansion pack "Middle School Romance" This brings a new set of chinks to explore and play with. You start off with Nomi Kokuro, who's family just relocated from Wuhan and she wanted to be the school slut, this dirty little bitch just loved the attention. From my past experiences of hot characters having male organs I was worried I would yet again be bam-booz-eld, but the expansion included a "NCG" or No Cock Guarantee.
That's until I got to the final level, things changed. Nomi told me she wanted to text, and maybe do something else ;) but instead of using the in game virtual cellphone You're given a real number to apparently text, the game explained this is to make it more realistic and to just go with it. I was shocked to find out it's even Imessage? I texted Nomi's 'Phone Number' and recieved replies, " Hey Reggie, glad you decided to play with me even further" We chit chatted about life. The next thing asked was very stranged
"Hey Reggie, are you circumcised?"
"What ?!?!" I said, "Why would you ask that"?
"It's an important factor in how you level up silly"
"Well, I was going to, but when the Rabbi went down on me I came prematurely"
"You know you don't only have to get it at birth Reg"
Nomi went on to explain to me the benefits of getting circumcised in my early 40's , the mental clarity you'll supposedly feel, etc.. I started to feel like this was going to turn into I need to be circumcised to get any further in the game. Nomi explained how I could do it myself, and if I did there would be a huge level up and new STATS. I followed her instructions with the dental floss and bottle opener and performed the procedure right before midnight. The next thing I was asked was to send a picture, I started to text Nomi who is this? how can a video game character really need to see this? I was sent the hottest picture I've ever seen of a chink. Real or not I need to make love to Nomi, whether in real life or cyber.
I sent a picture and against my better judgment sent the foreskin via the postal system. I finally was finding out what my secret new perk was and It was an invitation to facetime.. I don't know what was palpitating more my fat stinky sweaty cock, or my heart from nervousness. Nomi answered my facetime in the smallest tube top I ever saw. She asked, what do you prefer I cover my tits in, Whipped cream or chocolate sauce. "Whipped Cream" I asnwered, chocolate sauce looks like someone took a shit on your chest. Things got hot and dirty really quick but I started to notice a weird flash in the camera. Much like the viral lawyer on TV that entered a court session with a zoom cat filter I started to realize there was no Nomi, the filter wore off and I was left staring at a man stroking his penis. I screamed in embarrassment "AHHH" he screamed knowing the gig was up "AHHHH" We both came at the same time, like a skunk or octopuses self defense mechanism, right into the camera lenses. Total whiteout. He hung up shortly after. TO EVERYONE READING THIS, there is no Nomi, yakuhama, etc.. This is a MAN playing with our EMOTIONS. Getting us to have cyber sex and falling for these characters for his own personal game. I felt like I was a character of the saw movie series and finally face to face with JIGSAW, the mastermind behind everything.
How could you do this to me? I trusted you, I got cirCUMcised for you.. I was in tears. The developed explained he read online doing this was the only defense against the COVID DELTA VARIANT & was sorry and offered me several vouchers for arbys and lowes, but he also asked if I could relocate from living in his fathers Muffler shop. So here I am yet again on the verge of homelessness, if you know any places that accept members of the LGBTQTRANS community who are always on the spectrum (Several different spectrum's) and therefore not motivated to work and needs free assistance please contact me ASAP. BE WARNED, THIS GAME ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK AT FIRST.
Well guys I said I would give feedback when I played, and here I am. 20 pounds lighter during a pandemic? Blame in on the fact I've LET go LOADS of the finest man cheese. Lets start at the beginning. When you first start the game you're walking into a classroom, nervous as you are a senior girl sees you terrified and decides to make your first day of 9th grade yummy. She pulls you into the cheerleaders locker room and demands you rate all the cheerleaders breasts. They seemed so real I started to lick my screen and pinch them, unforutnaly I have a touch screen Acer laptop and activated ping to zoom which crashed the game, I suggest this bug gets looked into.
The part where your parents get divocrced is really sad. But what follows turns your stomach. Kami suko hands over a condom and says it's time for me to ride your pony express. She slowly strips top to bottom. By the time she was in her panties I was CONVINCED something was wrong. That's one fat clit I though, it reminded me of a cheesewheel I saw in winsconsin. It wasn't a clit, but a chode cock. I was confused why developers would take this path. But to be honest I was more confused why I was more turned on than ever before. Let's just say This game is more than a phantasy but a exploration into ones own sexuality.
If you play this game just skip wearing underwear because they'll be soiled faster than you can change them. Keep socks or paper towels on standby because some of these characters, specially the ones who shares PRIVATES from BOTH GENDERS are tempting at all times. There are parts of a level where you are in the locker room and you're staring at a character but can't help but try to distguinush what genetelia they're packing. It's like Christmas morning. Being fully dressed is the present, by the time you unpack the chaharacter and see what sex they were born with you'll have enough warm sticky syrup to feed a village.
hi! I heard that the developer of this game was helping out the unemployed? Well I would like to apply for some funding too. I've never been able to keep a job because I get headaches really easily. It's also hard to work from home because I constantly get hand cramps and feel like working a 9-5 just isn't me. So I'd really appreciate anything you can hand out. I'm working on starting my own clothing line, Hustlers Ambition.
In the meantime I downloaded this demo, I never played much video games, speically about fucking chinks in wuhan but decided I'd give this a try. I was appalled by how much this game helped me de-stress by releasing ungodly amounts of cream. I started off just playing to kill time untill you guys sent me funding and their was a part when yaku moki gets her dress pulled down as a prank after prom, I was harder than a rhino. Like a few other reviewers the surprises of underssing the next character and finding a fat chunky cock in her panties just felt unesccesary. anyways, I'm really just writing here to get more info on how to get financial assistance like you did with the last reviewer. let me know please,
This game was great, but I can't help but be upset in the midst of this epidemic the Wuhan China brought to us I am now without a home. But I'm getting ahead of myself. I downloaded this to help drain out my you-know-what. Not getting action has left me so unhinged. I found this game and decided I felt like pampering myself with some beautiful Chinese teens. Despite the recent outbreak they've spread across mother earth I still can't help but enjoy a great Chinese body. By the end of the tutorial I knew that I was going to develop an unhealthy relationship with these girls. Yumi Sako was a tough character, on one hand she felt like my loving relative, on the other she seemed like she needed to have a man teach her how to become a women. Lots of instances like this occur in the game where you don't know if its better to laugh, cry, or let off the icing cannons. Like some others reviews mentioned, the female characters with male genetelie was very uncalled for, and as a tri-pan-post-gender male I felt targeted. But I understand gender is not taught enough yet in schools and don't take it offensive. Anyways, back to my homelessness.
My roommate Arnold is very lactose intolerant, as a matter of fact, even being near dairy products causes him to lactate profusely. He makes it clear on move in day that if you bring in any of these products you'll be subject to immedeant expulsion. One day after completing the level where naki naruto needs you to teach her how to french kiss my roommate walked into my room. I was currently in the bathroom washing my last pair of briefs from the goo. My roommate was sitting in my bed with handfuls of what I thought was elmers crazy school glue. He said “I told you reggie, you can't bring fucking dairy into my house!” what I said?? I didn't. he said “Reggie, In my right hand is a dollop of sour cream and the left cream cheese. You didn't even hide it it was right here. “
some explaining is needed her, the reason Arnolds handfuls had different consistency of my homemade white out was because every load is different, after each one it gets a little thicker, my doctor says that’s from taking MACA supplements.
anyways, I tried to explain to Arnold that is not sour cream and cream cheese but man cheese, he didn’t believe me and called it a cheap cover up. He even took a slight lick and confirmed the way it danced on his tongue it was for sure sour cream or cream cheese. The game was amazing but I would really appreciate help in these hard times. I will leave me contact info elsewhere to reach me about fixing my living sitatuion. I have carpel tunnel and can only work retail jobs that don’t require much talking, working, or concentration. Thanks.
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I'm a huge fanatic for this game. Like PanosAXD, the last reviewer mentioned, there are some surprises. Actually, not just the last reviewer, but several comments mention of Yoko's large breast and even larger cock. But this isn't your run of the mill cum blast review. This is about the winter expansion pack just released.
First, I'm glad you can change the skin tone of the characters with the added expansion. I was worried about this games lack of POC and now you can change the hue of every character to make them as diverse as your grocery cart at whole foods. Getting to make Yoku Nigerian and Haru Polynesian was an incredible adventure of the senses.
On the first day of class A new student arrives. His name is Jack & oddly resembles Jack from Jack and the bean stock. He carries a walking cane and some nice sexy Rayban wayferers signaling he is blind. Good for the developers I thought, blind people would love to see themselves represented in video games. Jack is a sultry fellow who enjoys wicked things that I won't spoil for you. But what suprised me is when he asked for help finding the restroom. I gladly escorted him to the unisex transfreindly urinal. Jack stopped in his foot tracks and took a large whiff, "there's others in this bathroom".
"You're right Jack, There's actually a women in the urinal next to yours with a cock coming out the bottom of the dress taking a piss and a man in a dress popping a squat in the stall on the other side. great nose you got there!
He wanted to wait until they left to avoid stage freight.
Once we were alone things got different. Jack told me he needs help unbuttoning his pants to use the urinal. I had no problem doing this as to not be outed as an ableist but what came out of his trunks made his walking cane look like a tic tac. "Did your parents name you after that bean stalk you're carrying between those legs?" Jack than asks you to beat him off as he's backed off. "You wouldn't want me to get blue balls now, would you?" I asked Jack how would you ever know if you can't see the color of them? But Jack wasn't having it. A pop up screen then comes up with 2 choices to dictate what happens next. Beat Jack off with 1 hand purfuely or both hands to make sure you don't cramp up once this party begins. Truth be told I really didn't want to pick either option but decided both hands might be better. I wish there were more creative options to pick from and request the developers look into this as well as reply to my personal email helping me get my housing paperwork in order.Thanks
Finally finished the game, i can honestly say that it surprised me a little. The main character was a pretty wholesome detailed guy, they get overshadowed by the love interests sometimes in these game, glad it's not the case here. It was just long enough and had the right amount of nice story telling and romance. Other than that, the CGs sometimes really surprised me, they were honestly really beautiful.
If I can say that I disliked something in the game, is that i was dissapointed that this game was an undercover romance story between Yoko and the MC. I had in my mind that you would be able to date the other girls too in some way, since i don't really like the long lost childhood friend trope that much i got dissapointed but I enjoyed Yoko out of all the characters so it's fine (btw i am not 100% sure that you can't date anyone else but i tried my best to date Katsuki since the begining but still ended up with yoko, so i am just assuming you can't!)
I am not gonna rate it or sth but i can say that i enjoyed it quite a bit, even tho it didn't make me cry or give me the chills with some way or another it was still fun. I will be looking out for more of your games!
All 4 of the girls are romanceable :) Thank you for trying it out!
What for real? But I swear I litteraly only romanced katsuki till the end! It must be that I took some romance related options for yoko too since i didn't want to give her the cold shoulder... I feel stupid and excited, i will definitely try again, thanks.
if you check our steam reviews/community someone posted a guide :) She can be a hard one to romance!
Yeah I did that on my third playthrough, since the second one got me to date haru, but the best one was Katsuki by far. If you hadn't told me i would still believe that you can only romance Yoko like a loser.
Does a Linux version get downloaded with the .rar folder ? It would have a ".sh" file name
My mistake! We're still working on the Port for Linux/windows
No worries. Once it's done i'll buy a copy. Best of luck !
I bought this game because I've had blue balls so long they've turned moldy and I had to release a load of gunk so large Moses couldn't split it. I popped this floppy disk into my drive and prepared to stick my floppy disk into some premium pad thai pussy. The game starts off as I expected. I'm in the cafeteria and they're serving poo-poo platter. There's dog, cat, and bat meat (This game obviously takes place before COVID-19.) The 3 protein choices resemble that of the 3 Pokemon choices you pick from professor Oaks laboratory. Your meat choice will deeply impact your future exploration of Pyongyang Senior High.
One thing strange about the game is how absolutely filthy Pyongyang HS is. There is literal pieces of shit spread throughout the school grounds. As a matter of fact, one of your first levels is to scoop up all the crap off the front steps for the first day of school. These aren't the droppings of an animal, or a crass cheeky chappy, but that of a grown man. I suspect the principal, Kim iL Sung, may be the culprit. One of the shit morsels still haunts me to this day. It was a 9 inch leopard spotted steamer. So much detail put into a strange feature of the game..
I do wish that POLITICS were kept out of this video game. The main girl I was slipping my finger into, Muki Yako, came from a very rich family. In the game you are raised from a poor up-brining and Muki's father has sympathy for you as before becoming a billionaire he was a trans prostitute. He occasionally asks you to run errands and pays you enough money to take Muki on a nice date to eat Poo-poo platters. One day Her father asks you to pay a visit to his laboratory and asks if you could drop off a package at the local Parcel delivery service. You follow the directions and end up at an office building titles WPE, WUHAN PACKAGE EXPRESS. You drop off the package and are given the reciept with the tracking code and what not Later on in the game the school goes into lock-down as everyone is becoming sick. Seems familiar? I had my player find the receipt from WPE and my jaw dropped to the floor when I read the label for who it was for.. ANTIFA.. Shortly after you realize you just delivered a vial of CORONA VIRUS TO ANTIFA, you're forced to confront Muki's Father. At first he plays it off and says you're being dramatic before a series of fierce punches and soft kisses forces Muki's father to reveal his cards.. "My name isn't Noyo Yako.. It's DR. FAUCCI.. Both my video game character and my actual self started to cry at what we just unleashed onto the world.. at this point a large pop up came onto my screen. I thought it was the damn Mcaffe anti virus trial but it was from the game itself. In order to complete the final level you're asked to scan and upload a copy of your proof of COVID vaccination. I turned off the game quickly and felt a sense of anger for being fooled.
P.S I reached out to the fellow reviewer below who had no place to stay and offered him refuge during CORONA VIRUS. I CAME HOME AND HE WAS RUBBING HIS BARE ASS ON MY SOFA.. STAY AWAY.
Hey guys, it's been a while huh? I'm just touching base after my review. The developer personally reached out to me and we decided to meet up at MICKs pizza.. we had a couple of Slicearonis freshly drooped over MICKs cock and talked about how to better the game. By the end of the 3rd slice the developer offered me a job opportunity. We started the interview right there.. he asked me, so where do you see yourself in 5 years? I thought long and hard and delivered an answer so daring MICKs ass clenched. In your chair I replied, your position. The developer said he's heard every answer in the book but never that answer. Right there on the spot he stood up and simultaneously resigned while giving me his position to fill. I was know head of Underage Hentai LLC. We quickly began working on a new chapter of this delicious trilogy.
*SPOILER ALERT*
.After you unleash covid following the end of the last level the world is very different. We just now finally started to recover and return to normalcy when the character Dr. Faucci is released from prison. He approaches your character and tries to make amends but you're not having it. Those sweet kisses you once left up and down his scrotum no longer make you salivate but repulse in disgust knowing what he had you do. But persistence is key. Eventually one day after being denied to smell Yuki's crap filled underwear you're walking home sad when Dr. Faucci approaches you in his new TESLA.. he teases you the car has autopilot so his hands are free for roaming during transit. That makes me personally laugh and decide to hop in. He deeply apologizes for the covid mishap and wants to make amends. He starts with a soft plump kiss followed by a gift with a bow. Take this home to your large family gathering tonight and open it at the party it'll be a hit! I get out at my house and we kiss goodbye. Later that night at the party Enid and Bob see the gift in the corner and start to get excited about knowing what faucci got me. There nipples become so erect with excitement I start to unwrap it just to relax them. I can't even get the paper off because of Enids lactation soaking the wrapping paper. I finally get it off and it's a airtight container with black glass I can't see through. I open it slowly and the air starts to smell like donkey Kong's ass. Enid took one whiff and said I'm sure that's a good old liquid shit prank! Right then and there I get up and March out the party embarrassed and fall asleep. The next morning get a call Enid and others have passed away mysteriously. Later autopsy reveals she died of the MONKEY VIRUS?? DR. FAUCCI STRUCK AGAIN getting me to release a deadly virus. This game is a piece of shit!
Hey guys! it's premium unleaded, I forgot my accounts password so I made a new account. Since my last review of the game I have found a place to live, sort of. But like always, I'm getting ahead of myself. I want to start at the beginning and expose the creators of this game for what they really are.
After I was on the streets someone from the game reached out to me and offered me a place to crash. It was his dads muffler shop and there was a supply closet with a tempurpedic comforter. I made it work. I was recently given a discount code for the newest expansion pack "Middle School Romance" This brings a new set of chinks to explore and play with. You start off with Nomi Kokuro, who's family just relocated from Wuhan and she wanted to be the school slut, this dirty little bitch just loved the attention. From my past experiences of hot characters having male organs I was worried I would yet again be bam-booz-eld, but the expansion included a "NCG" or No Cock Guarantee.
That's until I got to the final level, things changed. Nomi told me she wanted to text, and maybe do something else ;) but instead of using the in game virtual cellphone You're given a real number to apparently text, the game explained this is to make it more realistic and to just go with it. I was shocked to find out it's even Imessage? I texted Nomi's 'Phone Number' and recieved replies, " Hey Reggie, glad you decided to play with me even further" We chit chatted about life. The next thing asked was very stranged
"Hey Reggie, are you circumcised?"
"What ?!?!" I said, "Why would you ask that"?
"It's an important factor in how you level up silly"
"Well, I was going to, but when the Rabbi went down on me I came prematurely"
"You know you don't only have to get it at birth Reg"
Nomi went on to explain to me the benefits of getting circumcised in my early 40's , the mental clarity you'll supposedly feel, etc.. I started to feel like this was going to turn into I need to be circumcised to get any further in the game. Nomi explained how I could do it myself, and if I did there would be a huge level up and new STATS. I followed her instructions with the dental floss and bottle opener and performed the procedure right before midnight. The next thing I was asked was to send a picture, I started to text Nomi who is this? how can a video game character really need to see this? I was sent the hottest picture I've ever seen of a chink. Real or not I need to make love to Nomi, whether in real life or cyber.
I sent a picture and against my better judgment sent the foreskin via the postal system. I finally was finding out what my secret new perk was and It was an invitation to facetime.. I don't know what was palpitating more my fat stinky sweaty cock, or my heart from nervousness. Nomi answered my facetime in the smallest tube top I ever saw. She asked, what do you prefer I cover my tits in, Whipped cream or chocolate sauce. "Whipped Cream" I asnwered, chocolate sauce looks like someone took a shit on your chest. Things got hot and dirty really quick but I started to notice a weird flash in the camera. Much like the viral lawyer on TV that entered a court session with a zoom cat filter I started to realize there was no Nomi, the filter wore off and I was left staring at a man stroking his penis. I screamed in embarrassment "AHHH" he screamed knowing the gig was up "AHHHH" We both came at the same time, like a skunk or octopuses self defense mechanism, right into the camera lenses. Total whiteout. He hung up shortly after. TO EVERYONE READING THIS, there is no Nomi, yakuhama, etc.. This is a MAN playing with our EMOTIONS. Getting us to have cyber sex and falling for these characters for his own personal game. I felt like I was a character of the saw movie series and finally face to face with JIGSAW, the mastermind behind everything.
How could you do this to me? I trusted you, I got cirCUMcised for you.. I was in tears. The developed explained he read online doing this was the only defense against the COVID DELTA VARIANT & was sorry and offered me several vouchers for arbys and lowes, but he also asked if I could relocate from living in his fathers Muffler shop. So here I am yet again on the verge of homelessness, if you know any places that accept members of the LGBTQTRANS community who are always on the spectrum (Several different spectrum's) and therefore not motivated to work and needs free assistance please contact me ASAP. BE WARNED, THIS GAME ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK AT FIRST.
Is the full game only available via Steam?
If possible, I would like to buy the game without giving money to Valve (for political reasons; I don't like Valve). Is that possible?
Thanks! :
Well guys I said I would give feedback when I played, and here I am. 20 pounds lighter during a pandemic? Blame in on the fact I've LET go LOADS of the finest man cheese. Lets start at the beginning. When you first start the game you're walking into a classroom, nervous as you are a senior girl sees you terrified and decides to make your first day of 9th grade yummy. She pulls you into the cheerleaders locker room and demands you rate all the cheerleaders breasts. They seemed so real I started to lick my screen and pinch them, unforutnaly I have a touch screen Acer laptop and activated ping to zoom which crashed the game, I suggest this bug gets looked into.
The part where your parents get divocrced is really sad. But what follows turns your stomach. Kami suko hands over a condom and says it's time for me to ride your pony express. She slowly strips top to bottom. By the time she was in her panties I was CONVINCED something was wrong. That's one fat clit I though, it reminded me of a cheesewheel I saw in winsconsin. It wasn't a clit, but a chode cock. I was confused why developers would take this path. But to be honest I was more confused why I was more turned on than ever before. Let's just say This game is more than a phantasy but a exploration into ones own sexuality.
If you play this game just skip wearing underwear because they'll be soiled faster than you can change them. Keep socks or paper towels on standby because some of these characters, specially the ones who shares PRIVATES from BOTH GENDERS are tempting at all times. There are parts of a level where you are in the locker room and you're staring at a character but can't help but try to distguinush what genetelia they're packing. It's like Christmas morning. Being fully dressed is the present, by the time you unpack the chaharacter and see what sex they were born with you'll have enough warm sticky syrup to feed a village.
why are all the recent comments here so fucking creepy?
I haven't played the game yet, will give feedback when I have.
hi! I heard that the developer of this game was helping out the unemployed? Well I would like to apply for some funding too. I've never been able to keep a job because I get headaches really easily. It's also hard to work from home because I constantly get hand cramps and feel like working a 9-5 just isn't me. So I'd really appreciate anything you can hand out. I'm working on starting my own clothing line, Hustlers Ambition.
In the meantime I downloaded this demo, I never played much video games, speically about fucking chinks in wuhan but decided I'd give this a try. I was appalled by how much this game helped me de-stress by releasing ungodly amounts of cream. I started off just playing to kill time untill you guys sent me funding and their was a part when yaku moki gets her dress pulled down as a prank after prom, I was harder than a rhino. Like a few other reviewers the surprises of underssing the next character and finding a fat chunky cock in her panties just felt unesccesary. anyways, I'm really just writing here to get more info on how to get financial assistance like you did with the last reviewer. let me know please,
Ciao.
This game was great, but I can't help but be upset in the midst of this epidemic the Wuhan China brought to us I am now without a home. But I'm getting ahead of myself. I downloaded this to help drain out my you-know-what. Not getting action has left me so unhinged. I found this game and decided I felt like pampering myself with some beautiful Chinese teens. Despite the recent outbreak they've spread across mother earth I still can't help but enjoy a great Chinese body. By the end of the tutorial I knew that I was going to develop an unhealthy relationship with these girls. Yumi Sako was a tough character, on one hand she felt like my loving relative, on the other she seemed like she needed to have a man teach her how to become a women. Lots of instances like this occur in the game where you don't know if its better to laugh, cry, or let off the icing cannons. Like some others reviews mentioned, the female characters with male genetelie was very uncalled for, and as a tri-pan-post-gender male I felt targeted. But I understand gender is not taught enough yet in schools and don't take it offensive. Anyways, back to my homelessness.
My roommate Arnold is very lactose intolerant, as a matter of fact, even being near dairy products causes him to lactate profusely. He makes it clear on move in day that if you bring in any of these products you'll be subject to immedeant expulsion. One day after completing the level where naki naruto needs you to teach her how to french kiss my roommate walked into my room. I was currently in the bathroom washing my last pair of briefs from the goo. My roommate was sitting in my bed with handfuls of what I thought was elmers crazy school glue. He said “I told you reggie, you can't bring fucking dairy into my house!” what I said?? I didn't. he said “Reggie, In my right hand is a dollop of sour cream and the left cream cheese. You didn't even hide it it was right here. “
some explaining is needed her, the reason Arnolds handfuls had different consistency of my homemade white out was because every load is different, after each one it gets a little thicker, my doctor says that’s from taking MACA supplements.
anyways, I tried to explain to Arnold that is not sour cream and cream cheese but man cheese, he didn’t believe me and called it a cheap cover up. He even took a slight lick and confirmed the way it danced on his tongue it was for sure sour cream or cream cheese. The game was amazing but I would really appreciate help in these hard times. I will leave me contact info elsewhere to reach me about fixing my living sitatuion. I have carpel tunnel and can only work retail jobs that don’t require much talking, working, or concentration. Thanks.