TRUMP JAM

I wrote the book on the art of game jams and let me tell you this one is going to be winning big league. I love games. Nobody loves games the way I love games. Ever since my father gave me a small loan of 1 million games I've been able to build an empire of 1 million 1 hundred games. This jam is going to win bigly. Just ask anybody.

I think there are a lot of very good games here. I think the difference between this game jam and other game jams is that it's more honest and more beautiful.

Some people ask, why? Why make this game jam? Is it worth it? And I say to myself, "Yes of course it's worth it! It's for games."

A lot of games these days are not great! We're being beaten at our own games and it's SAD. I think we can do better. I think we can start winning again. And I think with this jam we're going to see some winning games. Not just any games. Stellar games! Great Games. Big league games.

We are going to have an unbelievable, perhaps record-setting turnout for the game jam, and there will be plenty of ggame and entertainment stars. All the dress shops are sold out in Washington. It's hard to find a great dress for this game jam.

I will build a great game – and nobody builds games better than me, believe me – and I'll build them very quickly and with very few lines of code. I will build a great, great game. Mark my words.

Together we can do this. Together we can Make Game Jams Great Again.

Make a game about President Donald Trump.

No time constraints. Just make a game about trump. Make it funny, make it silly and make it interesting.

Starting ahead of time, cheating and accepting aid from foreign powers is all encouraged. Just remember to be respectful of your fellow jammers.

Everyone's a winner.

This jam is the best jam! Just ask anyone! It's going to be YUGE!