The challenge:

Make an irreverent game according to the theme. Themes are composed of one character and up to 10 'buts'.

The theme for this Jam:

There's a Mailman but...

•  The Mailman can't move, but the town can.
•  The town is invaded by aliens.
•  The aliens are allergic to mail.
•  The aliens took the town's dogs to fight the Mailman.

Considerations

The "buts" can be increased on each iteration of the jam. We will ditch two and add three more. All up to ten. When we reach ten, everything resets.