This jam is now over. It ran from 2017-02-01 08:00:00 to 2017-03-01 07:59:59. View results

It's February! Valentine's Day is upon us. Birds are twitterpating. Love is in the air. Boys are kissing other boys behind the bleachers.

Let's make some horny games.

Rules

New games only, please! But do feel free to finish up something you've been putting off.

Your game should be horny! Interpreting that is entirely up to you. It doesn't have to be classically NSFW. It doesn't even need to be identifiable as horny by anyone else. In fact, that's so interesting I'm making it a voting category.

If your game is classically NSFW, you should check the appropriate box when you put your game on itch, or people might get mad at you. It's under the "Metadata" tab at the top of the page.

Please let's try to avoid objectification! Someone can be attractive and still have a personality and agency beyond "is attractive". (Objectification in the sense of turning someone into a literal inanimate object is, of course, totally fine.)

Don't do anything that could get me in trouble. Yeah, you. I see you back there. Put that down.

Voting

The categories and your interpretations of them are arbitrary. The winner of each category will receive absolutely nothing. Participants should not at all feel pressured to maximize their score in all categories simultaneously, or even any at all.

Game — Do you suspect that this entry may, in fact, be a game? Does interacting with it inspire game-like feelings within you? When you press buttons, do things happen?

Looks — Does it look good? Is it pleasant for your eyeballs?

Sounds — Does it make noise? Is the noise good?

Horny — Is it horny? Do you suspect the author was horny while making it? Has the author transported their horny into you by the magic of interactive entertainment?

Kink — Is there something totally weird in here that you are definitely not into, but you have nothing against people who are, just to clarify?

Stealth — Is this horny, and yet, something you could show someone with whom you are not hornily associated?

Harmony — If it has both horny parts and game parts, are they blended harmoniously? Is the horny inextricably linked with the experience, or is it a titillating reward sprinkled on top?

Novelty — Is this a form of horny game you have never seen before?

I am horny but don't know how to video games??

Great news! Anyone can video games. Here are some of my favorite easy game tools.

Twine lets you write choose-your-own-adventures (which are very easy to make horny), but you can branch out into more complex enhancements (like remembering what the player has done, or tracking an inventory) very easily. And since it's mostly text, no one expects artwork.

Inform 7 is a system for writing old-school text adventures, where you walk between rooms and examine objects and solve puzzles. The programming language it uses is written out as English sentences, which supposedly makes it easier to get started with. And of course, no one expects art.

Cheap Bots Done Quick can make Twitter bots that reply to people with constructed text. Again, no art.

The PICO-8 is good if you have a little programming experience (or would like to get some by diving right in) — it's a faux 8-bit console with built-in sprite and sound editing tools. The limitations are fairly harsh, but mean that you can make passable art and music even if you've never tried it before. (Unlike everything else listed here, it does cost a few bucks.) Making it horny might be trickier, though.

MegaZeux is an old game creation system, with all the tools built in. It has a bunch of built-in objects for making little adventure games, but you can program custom objects as well. And the art is even more limited than the PICO-8's. (There's also ZZT, its predecessor, which is harder to customize — but much more impressive when you manage.)

ZDoom is the original Doom engine plus 25 years of enhancements — it's a great platform for building simple explorable 3D worlds, and you can do as much or as little extra programming as you like. How can this possibly be horny? I don't know; that's your problem.

LÖVE is great if you're comfortable programming and just want something to get out of your way. It's basically just Lua bindings for SDL and a bit of OpenGL: 2D drawing, sound, input (including from gamepad), and some math and physics stuff thrown in. No GUI or IDE; just you and the engine.

Also check out this list of tools, or sortingh.at for an interactive suggestion.

Games submitted(44)

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Like Wario Land 3, but hornier
Platformer
A tornado approaches North City! Rescue survivors by swallowing them!
Platformer
A romantic visual novel about a queer kinky monstergirl commune
GIF
Designing of underwear and holding of hands
Body exploration
Adventure
Play in browser
GIF
Wrap yourself (and others) in snakes. Made for Strawberry Jam.
Action
Short RPG for Strawberry Jam
Rpg
An interactive coloring book
GIF
a game about getting off
Simulation
Play in browser
make cats happy and horny
Good, clean, burger-makin' fun...
Simulation
Play in browser
the tiny roguelike
Play in browser
I need nectar and I need it now, will you help me score with these flowers and get my fill?
Rpg
The year is 2003. You are a furry. You are also horny as heck.
Adventure
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Exhausted and thirsty furries find relief in deep space. A Strawberry Jam 2017 entry.
Play in browser
A pseudo-biographical text adventure about fucking up your sleep schedule!
Play in browser
You wake, to a machine beep. "You have a new assignment", it says.
Rpg
Play in browser
GIF
No promises, no demands. A game for the StrawberryJam 2017
Action
Play in browser
Currently just a saucey gallery for the Sega Master System
First game
Platformer
XNT Films is proud to release our sixth relationship and married life advice DVD: Adding Some Spice to Your Marriage!
Action
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Kiss magic??? Piss magic??? Wow!!!
Action
Embark on a Fantastic Voyage inside a horny teenage boy with some serious medical problems.
Platformer
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A partial "dating" sim for Strawberry Jam. NSFW.
Simulation
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GIF
Why linger, indeed.
Adventure
find a way to meet halfway
Puzzle
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Brawl your way up the ranks to earn Zombie Chick's love
Action
A completely unofficial smutty Ace Attorney fan VN
some horny thing I made for strawberry jam
Adventure
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Make space love not space war.
Shooter
Only the Doc can help her...
Action
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99 goats but a problem ain't one
Action
Erotic twine game for the strawberry jam.
Play in browser
Kill for "love"
Construction, coopération and ice-creams eating !
Love is universal!
Action
GIF
Just like cookie clicker except its with fapping
Simulation
Platformer
Play in browser
A joke MegaZeux game
Action
A weird furry text adventure for Strawberry Jam
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