Thanks to all the submitters and raters! What a wildly successful jam we had. Prizes may or may not be sent to category winners or other random people. A compiled, at-cost POD may or may not happen (time permitting) but you will be contacted for your consent to include your entry if it does.
NOUN BORG! It's the hot new TTRPG product category taking the world by storm and The Lingua Ludorum Community invites you to make your own Borg! It might get collated into a package and offered digitally. It might get collated and offered in print at "cost".
Here are the rules (one for each misery)...
- ONE page per entry. A5 portrait format with 3mm of bleed on all sides (in case this bullshit goes to print). However much stupid will fit on ONE A5 page, anyone who wants to write more can just use a smaller font.
- You must use the NOUN-BORG generator to get a prompt for your entry. Bonus points for including a screen cap.
- It must include the MÖRK BORG third party license, found HERE.
- It must be stupid.
- No using fucking AI. Stick that shit up your arsehole. Random generators like NOUN-BORG are okay. This is a new rule, replacing the former rule 5, which is now part of the intro text.
- You forgo all rights and claims of ownership to your soul, because you surely are going to hell for participating in this. Assuming you believe in that sorta stuff.
- Make it dark, make it borg; but avoid any racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, or otherwise discriminatory content.
Jam entries will be rated by anyone and everyone on the following categories (which are totally meaningless)...
- Most Borg
- Jeff
- Bonus Points
- and maybe Moistness
Top performers in each category might get prizes—besides the inevitable cash windfall from their kickstarters—such as...
- A chocolate-dipped Ikhon from mcglintlock's personal stock
- An original Johan Nohr drawing by Walton Wood
Lorcana commons signed by Karl Druidor not as apparently he wasn't being serious- Strega Wolf's upcoming migraine
Submissions(76)
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Just some tables full of flavor~
It's about protecting what's yours
The ultimate NOT conversion guide to bring 5e content to Mörk Borg!
We are the beef.
Fun rules to implement into Mörk Borg! (clickbait)
More than meets the eye
You've eaten their cereal. Now defeat them in battle.
Play as pigeons in a black metal apocalypse
It's set in the land before time
Roll Dice. Shit Dies.
Because not every BORG is MÖRK!
A Solo Live-Action Borglike
Fighting is all about learning about ourselves, and the friends we make along the way.
This is stupid. Also, a parody.
We have MÖRK BORG at home
It's about beating off a dead horse
Playing a mortal character is boring. Here's something better.
Stretchgoal Edition! Funding on Kickstarter now!
A pitch-black game about online discourse
Include Panzers in your Mörk Borg adventure | Incluye Panzers en tu aventura de Mörk Borg
Mutant Turtles fighting Lactose Intolerance!
GET RICH QUICK OR DIE TRYING
A mouth puckeringly original and cleverly named hack (in)compatible with Mörk Borg
You are a damned pony.
It's a lot like MÖRK BORG, but with singing!
Travel through the ages of Mörk Borg universes
Now with 100% less MÖRK
An RPG in the coal-fired apocalypse
It’s about digging your own grave. And hopefully lying in it.
Like MÖRK BORG, but with more stats
Part of the Noun Borg Get Rich Quick Game Jam!
A Noun Borg Hack
Funny little project for the Noun Borg game jam about being a vile group of dudes bent on destroying the world.
Like MÖRK BORG, but with more hit points
YOU do not BELONG to this REALM...BORG
PLAY AS CATS IN ANY BORG
Mörk Borg Gods Supplement
A poor fortress your characters can inhabit in the world of Mörk Borg
For https://itch.io/jam/noun-borg
We have gentrified Cube Violet. It is much better now.
A Mork Borg hack about dogs dragging a corpse to the south pole
For the Noun Borg Jam!
A solo TTRPG about dubious sausages
Quien Es Mas Macho?
a one page mork borg system about that famous game
Mörk Borg Class and Follower Supplement
Theys Bugs (Made for the Noun Borg game jam)
Roll up your wiener!
Play the trigger happy "Hero", eat triangle chips, blame Lag and Pay Respects
It's a lot like MÖRК BORG, but with vampires!
Ask me about Superhero Borg!
A game about gradually turning into a big horrible chicken.
You’ve been digging in an old crypt and found some VERY CURSED SPOONS.
nonsense hack by a nonsense hack. we're whalers in the mork.
Are you lucky enough to get a Panda kiss?
Its a lot like Mork Borg, but with lots of typos
Sword Borg (Ages 18+) is about Stimulation
We have Dr Jekyll at home
It takes place in ancient Greece
Hot Dog for Mörk Borg, made by a man who ate a dog.
Part #1 of Pee Pee-Poo Poo Borg
This DIY bowling game is the perfect way to simulate vehicular homicide using common household items.
It's a lot like MÖRK BORG, but with karate
Part #2 of Pee Pee-Poo Poo Borg
Ridwick will hunt you so long as the lights stay on.
Goat Class for Mork Borg.
It's about embracing the end.
Grift your grift in a borg in Antarctica!
It's about bloodletting
Noun Borg Jam entry. It's a lot like MÖRK BORG, but with planes.
Tolkien Estate may send their assassins after me, but I'll publish this if I have to die for it!
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