Chance and Luck Hackjam

I just told some of my friends about Lasers and Feelings and thought it would be pretty fun to have a little teeny game jam where we make our own Lasers and Feelings hacks. To make it more fun, everyone gets their own random theme! So rules:

1. Randomly generate two nouns using your method of choice. If you can't see a way to get them to work together or you hate them, you can reroll, but don't pick them! OR if you want to join in the community, come to the solo tabletop RPG discord server and I'll roll up some words for you. 

2. Make a Lasers and Feelings hack by setting those words against each other. What setting or conflict do they imply? It can be a paragraph or it can be 10 pages. No limits on length or quality.

3. Share it somehow so we know it exists. You can set a cost if you'd like. 

4. I reserve the right to remove any submissions for having content (bigoted, fascist, etc) that I don't want to be affiliated with. Don't submit video games.

5. You can enter as many submissions as you want.

I set a generous deadline so more people can participate. 

Have fun everyone!