TROGDOR BROKE EVERYHING™ GAME JAM 

Thus spake Trogdor:

1. Your tools are insufficient. 
2. Input restriction: maximum WASD + mouse + LMB & RMB, but buttons MUST NOT be used to displace the PC. 
3. "POV: It's the year of the Dragon, Rooster, Horse... WHAT??"👍

Yep that's it, see you later :)