Great tour of the home, couldn't get the local hoodlums to leave my dining room or laundry room closet, the rascals. Very spacious master bedroom and kitchen, loved the complementary hair locks on the floor and the ketchup stains. Program crashed, when it booted up again I noticed that the drone must've had a terrible nose bleed across the entire stairwell.Thankfully I could go scan the rooms again to fix the poor guy. The previous homeowner had spectacular taste in art and I was eager to see more of it, which I got on my second visit to the master bedroom. The renovations made it extremely spacious and had plenty of art to view, however I had some trouble finding the exit, thankfully the sound of footsteps and Mr. [AGENT NAME] helped me find my way out. I definitely loved the ground beef room and that's really what helped sell the deal. Also cannot forget to mention the amazing view and the ever-expansive back and front yard. 8/10, would sell my soul to the meat lords again.
I made a music video with footage of this game, because the song is my cover for Udo Jürgens' "Ehrenwertes Haus" [Honorable House]. Hope you guys like it!
you can't expect people to take this horror gameplay seriously with your anime character in the middle of the screen. (Constructive critisism, not hate).
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I have one thing to say...
"How's it goin' dude?"
YuB played Your Game
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Gee A wholesome game made by a person named corpsepile? I dont see anything wrong here!
AD A SIKP BUTTON OR ILL LOSE CONTROL
The agent was a fantastic assistant, and the house is absolutely beautiful! 10/10 game with absolutely nothing wrong! :)
bro i didnt know it was a horror but it was cool lmfao i genuinely thought it was gonna be a little virtual open house😭 i liked it tho
i really enjoyed it and it did scare me
BRO SOMETHINGS WEONG WITH KOPOKOPS 💀💀💀
AMAZING GAME ! but i got stuck on the loop part :)
you need to turn the other way
This game is legit rad. Loved how unique the experience is, another banger from corpsepile. Millennial / Gen Z housing simulator
This went from Zillow to Yumenikki pretty fast. ;w;
I loved this game! I didn't even know this was going to be that scary. You've cured my boredom.
I had so much fun playing your game! Here's my let's play!
I had a lot of fun while playing your game!
here is my full playthrough
haha time check: 1:03AM
insurance guy hot af
nvm
yes he is..........!!!
10/10 got scared af
10/10 scared the **** out of me
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Great tour of the home, couldn't get the local hoodlums to leave my dining room or laundry room closet, the rascals. Very spacious master bedroom and kitchen, loved the complementary hair locks on the floor and the ketchup stains. Program crashed, when it booted up again I noticed that the drone must've had a terrible nose bleed across the entire stairwell.Thankfully I could go scan the rooms again to fix the poor guy. The previous homeowner had spectacular taste in art and I was eager to see more of it, which I got on my second visit to the master bedroom. The renovations made it extremely spacious and had plenty of art to view, however I had some trouble finding the exit, thankfully the sound of footsteps and Mr. [AGENT NAME] helped me find my way out. I definitely loved the ground beef room and that's really what helped sell the deal. Also cannot forget to mention the amazing view and the ever-expansive back and front yard.
8/10, would sell my soul to the meat lords again.
i agree
Mmm..
Good game, though I would like my deposit back cos I don't wanna live with a weird meat monkey anymore...there is poop everywhere
Fun. The subtle details in the beginning caught me off guard lmao
Pretty scary, has a few good spooks in it too.
This was such an awesome and unique game! Scared the hell outta me in that laundry room lol. Keep it up!
I closed the tab I was playing the game in when I saw the woman in the laundry room.
this made me genuinely scared, this is such a good game! everything was so awesome.
Will NEVER use an online House tour site now! Great game, 10/10
shat myself, 10/10
you can't expect people to take this horror gameplay seriously with your anime character in the middle of the screen. (Constructive critisism, not hate).
it's... not supposed to be taken seriously? LMAO. I don't need your "constructive criticism". Maybe consider you aren't the intended audience
boooooooooo go away no one cares about a rando's opinion, shove your constructive criticism up your gotwy ass
y u so sad bra? who hurt u? take your issues to a doctor or idk stfu
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