This jam is now over. It ran from 2021-05-08 05:00:00 to 2021-06-12 05:00:00. View 23 entries

On May 7th, 2021, a legal representative of Apple said that games on itch.io were "so offensive we cannot speak about them [in a court of law]"...

SO IT'S TIME TO MAKE MORE BAYBEE!!!!!!

Rules

This jam will take place from Saturday, May 8th to Saturday, June 12th because that's as long as this joke will be funny. Please remember to make sure all submissions are Truly Games, or in the words of Apple's lawyer: "Games have a beginning and end, there’s challenges in place." Doing anything else would be unspeakable.

Discord, if you want: https://discord.gg/VmqwgsxWkW


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Submissions(22)

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Holes of Glory (VR)
NSFW VR whack a mole
mascdomtop
Sports
Assteroids
An unspeakable retro game remake
mascdomtop
Shooter
Play in browser
First Mate (18+)
$2
An 18+ F/F Pirate Fantasy Erotica
SympatheticSapphic
Dong
An unspeakable pong clone (Not Safe For Court)
mascdomtop
Sports
Play in browser
Blowman
An unspeakable recreation of a classic flash game
mascdomtop
Shooter
Play in browser
Clean Up For Pride
acab
Ash
Educational
Play in browser
Watchmaker's Apprentice
$5
A one-page RPG of clockwork and reflection
Therapeutic Blasphemy Games
Sentient Sentiments (18+)
$2
The Musing And Desires Of A Bored Sex Robot
SympatheticSapphic
SVMMON ME
An 18+ Demon Summoning Parlour Game For Consenting Heathens
Fancy Vampire
Princess dinner [nsfw]
Underwhelmers
Strategy
Unspeakable Match 3
Impact the clothing situation with this puzzle """game"""
Janksmith
Puzzle
Play in browser
judgement by human error
the Inquisitor, and everything else by technicality
Eve6262
Interactive Fiction
Play in browser
Court Hearing 9000
Play as Jim Leeny in a really bad day.
InvalidSpacebar
Platformer
Mushroom Take Over
A clicker game where mushrooms take over
kingdomfantasy6
The Unspeakable Romances of Satan
Smooch till the end of the world!
Gywair
Bloody Murdergore Adventure
Biggie Stos
Action
Scratch.io
Ban unspeakable games. Anger dark gods.
Adi Robertson
Puzzle
Play in browser
Bounsex
NSFW! A game about riding rods in the dungeons.
CynderQuill
Play in browser
A Crappy Game
Navigate your boss's party without getting fired or pooping yourself.
yam655
Visual Novel
Gravecard DeLuxe Edition [SPA/EN]
A Carta System based solo journaling/storytelling game about exploring a graveyard.
Javier M. Vadillo
H***-H***ing Simulator 2021
Unspeakably lewd game/interactive shitpost. Don't play this
KDRGN
Play in browser
Apple Defence
This is quite regrettable.
Lobster
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