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i dont like that you can't aim or fire while walking, others didn't seem to point it out, so maybe im too stupid to see patterns

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I want a naughty picture of FBIchan
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wtf

same bro

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me too, I think

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Kys

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How to say it.......

JUST LIKE RICKROLL

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There is an NSFW scene, but no Loli NSFW. If you go in, expecting Loli Content, be warned.

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good thing there isint a loli nsfw scene

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Let's be real here. If you click on this game, chances are you are expecting loli content. xD

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Not really the title says it all

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Not quite. It is tagged as having NSFW content, so one expects NSFW content. It isn't clear what the (April Fools) in the title refers to. Some part of the game is a joke, but it still has NSFW content, otherwise the tagging would be plain out wrong. I doubt that everyone will deduce that the NSFW content is about an aged-up version of the loli, so it is fair enough to point it out so that people won't waste their time on something they might not enjoy as much in the end.

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as i said not really a rick roll or a joke was what i was meaning i never said anything about it not have nsfw content

Thanks.....

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Unbased opinion. need lewds

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well if there was then that would be considered cp and would be illegal.

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yeah. it could be avoided by just saying shes actual 18yr old migdet lul.

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incorrect check out this law

 US Code title 18 part I chapter 110 section 2256 subsection 11.

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yeah loli hentai no matter what wheter you say there actually just 18 or there 9000 years old or the pedophile option its illegal in the usa

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yeah loli hentai no matter what wheter you say there actually just 18 or there 9000 years old or the pedophile option its illegal in the usa

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under us law btw so if you live somewhere else it could be different 

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whats the scene 

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The unlockable scene is a scene with the loli all grown up in a bed. I think missionary was the sex position.

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oh damn and how long does it take to get there 

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buy all 3 lewd costumes then beat the game so about 30 minuets if your good at the game or 4 hours if bad at it

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30 minutes is an overstatement, I'm sure it took me less (or I was having too  much fun to notice) just buy the shotgun and spam, I even challenged myself and didn't buy and guns after beating the game.

don't buy the minigun it suck

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Got tricked but It was good, loli or not is fine too 😤👌
I enjoyed it 

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Is there gonna be mobile version?

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I hope so

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hmm yes dead rising

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Why yes, I do think just because it's a zombie apocalypse that I can lewd a loli! That's... why I'm here! In all seriousness, fun little game, the panda outfit is my favorite one

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A nice take on the "Zombie Waves" gameplay. Nothing to advanced, but what makes the game really cool is that you have to protect the girl, which is much slower than the player. 
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I also get the white screen at the second part of the ending and i dont think i have a bad pc i mean an i7 870 a r7 370 2gb vram and 8gb of ram isn't that bad of a pc so ye idk what to say.  Help. The normal pc version seems to work altho i have a 64x operating sistem

This is my "ole reliable": 

UserBenchmarks: Game 8%, Desk 51%, Work 6%

CPU: AMD A8-5500 APU - 47.5%

GPU: Nvidia Quadro P620 - 17.4%

SSD: Adata SU630 240GB - 19.6%

HDD: WD WD1001FAES-60Z2A0 1TB - 66.7%

RAM: Unknown F3-12800CL8-4GBXM F3-12800CL8-4GBXM Hynix HMT451U6AFR8A-PB Hynix HMT451U6AFR8A-PB 16GB - 28.1%

MBD: HP 500-054

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all you need to buy is the shotgun but when it is day 7 buy the AR

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well i got all of  the lewd scenes got the cat ears beat the game now i see why its made by hotpink

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Me: well I've run out of ammo, this is it

time: 00:00:00

me: yeah!

game: you win

me: WOO!

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i thought.... at least the bonus scene would be filled with :sob: moment....

oh well, the bunny suit and swimsuit is good enough


IMPROVISE, ADAPT, OVERCUM

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You are the cum lord my friend

Also the game was fun really like it!

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The game would be fine without the Lewd Loli because their was no point for it to be there and i get that it was a April fools joke but i can tell that seeing theirs art of it behind a blur censor of it if its not supposed to be seen.

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well heres the catch, if you buy all 3 lewd lolis you get a special scene when you beat the game.

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im glad that i saw this comment

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Putting Lewd Loli to buy using gold wasn't necessary

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well heres the catch, if you buy all 3 lewd lolis you get a special scene when you beat the game.

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i had a lot of fun with the game

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That's a masterpiece

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u need jail

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why

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Pretty fun game. Also F to everyone who thought there were actual H scenes lol. I thought they were gonna be sneaky and hide em in the files or something, but no, there is just none. Good April fools prank, and good game.

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well if no erotic scenes why is it tagged as an erotic game thanks for letting me know so I don't waste my time on this crap.

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fucking degenerate 

UR MOM

you're dad

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your*

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damn.

There is a scene unlockable if you buy all three Non-Scenes in the shop. It is with the loli all grown up. So, technically there is one scene.

there is single one if you buy all three lewd costumes and finish the game

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when you download it you click on the protecc your loli and it will say extract and you do that then when you do it you should be able to play it

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Here's a tip: Buy the shotgun and spend the rest of your money on ammo. 

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yesyes!i agree,a pistol is enough, i use it forever and the girl is UnharmedXD

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Haha! I had fun Playing this April Fools game, I knew it was for The April Fools prank! Good job, Ever Fun! It had me playing all the Night xD!

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I'm so glad that this is just an April Fools game. I was thinking you were a lolicon

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Works on Linux with wine mild graphic glitches

at the menu and the end scene does not appear to work and if you interact with anything outside of the game the game will freeze though that should not be a problem as it saves after every day and days are short and easy

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Fun fact: The shotgun deals tons of damage cuz it's blessed by Holy Crusaders since it's made to protecc the loli

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HaHa these people got April Fools

how

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Just buy those 3 Loli Scenes and you'll unlock something

I have I know what it is

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what is it?

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played for the first time and still finished it on 20 min ez


btw when i finished it. the H scene didnt appear

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dude,this is a april fool game

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buy the three lewd cosmetics then beat the game again

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the grind is worth it (and in a way it seems pretty wholesome)

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I know it's an April Fools but what's with all the unlockables but such a short game? Not only that but when I continued, all my unlocks reset! =( the game bugged out and no zombies appear and the timer is stuck.

Maybe make a kid friendly game? i know i shouldnt say it on this on .>.

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-w- there are no lewds its an april fools game. unless u go to the true ending that is

Oh ok

can't we change the moves controles? i gave an azerty keybord so it's hard for me to play.

Sorry about that! Something we are looking into for future games :) 

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I can see the other H-scenes are drawn and that's what upsets me the most. Knowing that they do exist and yet i cannot reach them.

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not being able to reach them is a good thing. just knowing they exist is upsetting

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beat it after buying all three lewd costumes

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Hey guys, I encounter a bug...at first it was all okay, but once I closed the program accidentally in the zombie scene, afterwards I restarted game and go in the zombie scene, this bug comes out again and again:  no zombie respawn and the time stop at 1:09 forever.. Even I deleted all files and unzip it again, also deleted all files in user\AppData\LocalLow\HotPink + Kamuo, the problem still go the same. I think it is because I hadn't deleted the files and saves completely. Did someone know how to solve the bug, or how to  deleted the files and saves completely? Thank you very much
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okay, I solve it by myself, the folder was in the regedit. btw, nice game

I have the same bug. Can u tell me how u fixed it

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Ok, you might serach 'regedit' in your windows, open regedit, then find the floder: HKEY_CURRENT_USER\SOFTWARE\HotPink + Kamuo\Protecc Your Loli. Delete the 'Protecc Your Loli' folder, then you can start the game from the very beginning again.

Be careful, ensure you only delete the  'Protecc Your Loli' folder, don't delete somethings you are not supposed to delete in regedit.

Yep! Saves are there :) 

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me: says "I don't want her food so she can grow" 

Her: *game over due to her crying*

Me: "but i just wanted you to grow big and strong like me"

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He Protecc
He Attacc

But most importantly he waits for her to be legal to eat her like a snacc.

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He Protect 

He Attacted

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FBI is coming.

first time playing: 3 hours gameplay
seconds time playing: 20 minutes lol


does this game have RAM requirement or something... my laptops is old and 2 GB RAM only... it won't play the H-scene... sometimes just black screen w/ sounds, or white screen w/ sounds or just a paused image w/ sounds


(PS my windows is paid but I can't get rid of the  activate windows)

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Same, It wouldn't play the H-scene in mine as well but we both have old laptop and 2GB Ram only and we encounter the same problem

dang... you're loyal to you're gadgets too? or you just can't afford a new one like me... I'll afford a new one once this thing stop function... I'm not one of those trendy people that buys the latest phone to flex 

Old OS's and computers won't be able to run it :( sorry 

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Guess I'll have to buy a new one ;(... tho I don't really have money and my laptop was just given to me by my father, so I'll come back here again when I get a job (that'll take too long cuz I'm still a student) I'll buy a pc set with latest performance and download the game once again and get me my real reward of completing the game...

By the way, could you recommend some games that will run with old OS and laptop that is able to run completely without problems until I buy another pc?  That'll be really helpful because I'm a h*rny man

And yeah, every game here is fckng awesome as what I saw in the youtube, wish I'd have discovered this site sooner when I was still a kid cuz that time we had a complete pc set with atleast OS that will probably run most of the games here without problems. Tho we selled it cuz of financial problems🤣

So please recommend me some game that'll run in old OS's and computer without problem. Btw Kamuo's arts where fxkin awesome, I played the "Aren't grim reapers supposed to be scary" and "The reaper who reaped my heart" in my android and, damn, I was inlove with Vel

Check these out ;) https://hotpink.itch.io/

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colud try some linux distro meny work fine on old stuff and let it run a good bit better

cool!!

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