My old Amulet book that I totally didn’t steal from school and not return on the return date because it was the end of the year after the exams and I had already left school, as well as my “Smile note” notebook that I wrote my schedule in.
I hate you. I also want to cry. My mom said she would help me but apparently her version of “helping” is to take one or two winter clothes away bcs summer and then never come back again. Ughhhhhhhh
*heavy breathing* WHY THE FUCK DOES DRAGONS: THE NINE REALMS FUCKING EXIST, NO ONE ASKED FOR IT, NO ONE WANTED IT, NO ONE EVEN THROUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA! But they made it anyway. And here we are. I'm gonna be reviewing it I have a comment section made specifically for that so check it out ig idk.
I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, 😱 but when I came, 👻 I started floating, 😱 and think I got teleported into the skeld. 😮 I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.🤤 🍑 🍑 I immediately was transported back to earth, 😭 and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, 🤪 as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter 💪
"Lou Reed be singing on my way to spaghetti all night I long a Roman kiss and moaning goin' all white Ba-be-ee-ee-aa-ba-co-aa-bedege-da-bow ai Aa-be-bo-aa-be-bo-aa-be-bo-bo-ee-ee-bow ai
God damn he down on the nut Zeboim damn ima nut God damn he down on the nut Zeboim damn ima nut Aa-bo-ee-aa-re-di Aa-go-de-aa-re-di Aa-bo-ee-aa-rе-di Aa-go-de-aa-re-di Babe-co ca (God damn hе down on the nut) Du ba-de-gi (Zeboim damn ima nut) Ba be-co ca (God damn he down on the nut) Bu de-ba-de-ai-ai-ai-ai (Zeboim damn ima nut) Aa-bo-ee-aa-re-di Aa-go-de-aa-re-di Aa-bo-ee-aa-re-di Aa-go-de-aa-re-di
Da weebs be singing on the web to get guns online That pico homo kiss and moaning goin' all white Ba-be-ee-ee-aa-ba-co-aa-bedege-da-bow ai Aa-be-bo-aa-be-bo-aa-be-bo-bo-ee-ee-bow ai"
I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me 🤤 but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. 😔😒🙁☹️
She then said I was going to a magical place called the “mental asylum” 🤔 I’m not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC
she has... A GIRL FRIEND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
I made her a girl friend because I woke up one day and just decided I had to. Since Bay is well... Bay I thought long and hard about their type. And I felt an overwhelming feeling that their type was someone who was just... friggin awesome in their eyes. Someone cool. And I made Olivia:
Olivia is the frickin yin to Bay's yang ok. Like just by looking at their designs you can tell they're sorta opposites but together they blend so perfectly and beautifully to create balance. And I made... A SCENE, a cringy one but still, Basically Olivia sits in front of Bay in a class I am too tired to think of and then state, so Bay already knew of Olivia and gradually came to think she's awesome but Olivia didn't know Bay at all:
Bay: *just doodling in her note-book in front of her locker*
Olivia: *is having an argument with someone*
Bay: *looking at Olivia*
Bay thinking: ...damn... she's awesome.
Olivia: *walking away victorious and very casually noticing Bay* uh- hey?
Bay: *gay panic* uhm... hi.
Olivia: what's ur name.
Bay: ...Bay.
Olivia: cute, I'm Olivia. Nice to meet you.
Bay: *gay panic* mhm.
Olivia: *sits down* what're you doing?
Bay: drawing...
Olivia: that's pretty good. Is... that me?
Bay: ...NO IT'S NOT, I NEED TO GO, BYE FOREVER *proceeds to run away*
Can I just say Scarlett Overkill was honestly amazing. But they made a fool of her but having tiny yellow dumbasses be the ones that over-power her, I mean the potential and the grace and beauty and villainy she had was so great and they flushed it down the toilet. Doesn't matter she's still cool anyway
I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, 😱 but when I came, 👻 I started floating, 😱 and think I got teleported into the skeld. 😮 I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.🤤 🍑 🍑 I immediately was transported back to earth, 😭 and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, 🤪 as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter 💪
“IM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER”
I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me 🤤 but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. 😔😒🙁☹️
She then said I was going to a magical place called the “mental asylum” 🤔 I’m not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC
I just watched a short film called "My Shadow is Pink" and as a 13 year old pale ass asian-looking for some reason girl, I can proudly say my shadow is all over the fucking place :)
picture yourself kissing someone, being kissed, romantic cuddles, how comfortable would you be saying i love you, would you feel uncomfortable if someone felt romantic feelings towards you, have you ever had a real irl crush before
and then do the same stuff but swap it out with sexy stuff
Also, a lot of people don't get actual proper sexual / romantic urges till their teens
Technically I am a teen. And you start having crushes when you start going through puberty which I am going through.
I mean... idk, like I just don't see myself with another person or significant other but my brain tries to like force me into it, like peer pressure but you're the peers. Like "this is how it happens in all the movies so by law you are obligated to like this person" and I'm just like "ok??" You know.
I EXPLAINED IT fine I'll just explain again BUT BETTER THIS TIME
so I watched Jadien Animations' video about her being Aro/Ace and while watching I was like "weird, somehow this is slightly relatable to me even tho I'm not aro/ace" and then it just clicked. I noticed a pattern. Every time I "liked" someone it wasn't because I actually genuinely liked that person, you see the aforementioned "liking" of people only ever started after people started saying stuff like "oh you two look cute together" etc. at which point my brain was like "ok everyone is saying you look good together so the obvious thing to do here is to like that person" and then I'd be like "but... I don' want to, they're my friend." and then my brain would go "JUST FCKN DO IT" and it became a pattern. Or even if people didn't say anything but me and this person knew each other my brain would be like "the movies say that this is how it happens so the law says you now like this person" and again I don't really want to but it's like what else am I gonna do I didn't know anything I was a child. And it just keeps happening, and even in like boy bands or movies or stuff people would be like "omg this person is so cute" or "who would you date out of them" yk that stuff and I just never got it, so I picked a random one and just went along with it. I didn't understand why I didn't like any of them despite people saying these things, I thought it was just nothing until I watched Jaiden's video and it just clicked. Why I never really liked liked anyone. It was all just peer pressure or pressure from my brain to like someone even if I didn't and if I genuinely felt really excited about someone it was just because I really wanted to be close to them not have a romantic relationship with them. But now I'm over-thinking and am confused if I am aro/ace or if I'm just convincing myself I am.
IDK MY BRAIN IS WEIRD I CAN'T TRUST IT ON ANYTHING AT THIS POINT
The media is kind of a mess rn. Lemme rant about current ANIMATIONS since it's a topic I am healthily obsessed with and cannot get enough of cuz it's my one true love. After Camilo. I don't know why, but I really like Camilo.
AnEeYmAyTiOn
Animation is really doing good nowadays with wonderful movies but there are also some not so wonderful ones. Raya and the Last Dragon released last year was... nope. The movie displays a message of "trust" and how trust is important you get it. But it only surface lever explains trust, Sisu, the last dragon, is dumb and naive, blatantly trusting anyone she meets without them earning that trust first, Raya is closed off, she doesn't trust anyone at all, she believes only bad can come from trusting people. Neither are in the fucking right but the movie be like "oh noooo Sisu is right to trust everyone and Raya beliefs are bad, you have to trust everyone, trust doesn't need to be earned" and I'm just done. You know what happened when Raya trusted someone without them earning that trust first, the gem thingy cracked and destroyed the world, that's what happened when Raya blindly trusted someone. Trust must be earned not blindly given, but you also must not distrust everyone because you'll just end up lonely. That's how trust works disney, get some help DiSnEy. Speaking of Disney, they're assholes, they need help. I've said this before but Disney's current goals are money and only money. They bought Marvel. That's how big disney is. Anyway I like the current direction things are headed in except for Disney's power-hungry/money-hungry company buying spree. Especially from a representation standpoint, Turning Red with Chinese-Canadian, Encanto with Colombians, does Luca count... anyway yea there's slowly more representation rolling in even with a Turning Red character being confirmed as gay, Priya. But I hope they branch out more with this representation, like maybe Middle Eastern cultures or African cultures or Indian cultures etc. and I can't wait to see where this is going next. I hope the good movie streak doesn't break. But it doesn't stop with movie in animation. Recent series The Proud Family: Louder and Prouder went above and beyond, while also keeping the magic of the original show alive. Giving Penny a boyfriend, or well potential love interest if you wanna be literal with it was a good choice and representation like the new kids' parents being gay and also Michael being the best Michael he could be. It's the 2020s and who even cares about gay, white, black, asian, european, rich or poor. We're all people weather we like it or not. And Amphibia and The Owl House kicking off their new episodes wonderfully, I really can't like- they're such good fckn shows. Anyway yea Animation is getting it good so I HOPE it keeps going.
Y'all i have a question? , when i was 12 me and my grandma was talking about her best friends son . i had a crush on him but wanted to ask how old was he , my grandma dead ass lied and said he was 15 ! , but after that when i told my dad about him , he turned out to be 19 ! , WHAT THE FUCK . do you think my grandma was in the wrong ?
AND WHEN KEREM HEARD YOUR VOICE SHE TOLD EVERYONE TO STFU
LMAOO
also can we just talk abt how my intro to robotics teacher left use alone in a classroom thats empty that has a board and 2 robots that have been fighting each other.
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Hahhahahahah jk im not a mug blooded american the only root beer i drink is A&W root beer
A classic Canadian beverage
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sero.
I JUST GOT A BLAST FROM THE PAST
My old Amulet book that I totally didn’t steal from school and not return on the return date because it was the end of the year after the exams and I had already left school, as well as my “Smile note” notebook that I wrote my schedule in.
Haven’t seen these guys in 2 YEARS
YOOOOOOOOO AMULETTTTTTTTTT-
YEAAA I swear I keep re-reading it
THE GANG
The Cleaner: Don't you love the smell of burning flesh.
The Boss: Murder is legal if you don't get caught.
The Hitman: Rest in pieces.
The Peacekeeper: What witnesses?
wow that last one has a nice unusual effect whats it called
what?
the one with sheep
yea I mean what do you mean?
ive never seen that type of unusual before
scary gang people
ye
GUESS WHO JUST SPENT 40-50 DOLLARS CAD ON A HATSUNE MIKU ART BOOK
you
ME THATS WHO
why
Because its a hatsune miku art book
REAL LIFE PIXELS
currently: cleaning my closet 😓 my back hurts
......i have to clean out my closet.
BUT I'M NOT
lols
anyways
uhj
yeah
I hate you. I also want to cry. My mom said she would help me but apparently her version of “helping” is to take one or two winter clothes away bcs summer and then never come back again. Ughhhhhhhh
LOL
Why are you like this.
i have no clue
my closet is too cluttered to be cleaned rn so that’s why I’m not even at home 😇
I cleaned my closet BECAUSE it was cluttered???
my closet is literally filled with stuff
like
I would have to take a whole day to clean it completely
I took 3 hours-
Owie
i can't believe i fell asleep till 10am
how
im still tired
IMAGINE I FALL ASLEEP AGAIN
LOL
nah dude-i'm not gonna fall asleep again
i'm not dumb enough to do that
OH MY GOD HER BOOBS
*heavy breathing* WHY THE FUCK DOES DRAGONS: THE NINE REALMS FUCKING EXIST, NO ONE ASKED FOR IT, NO ONE WANTED IT, NO ONE EVEN THROUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA! But they made it anyway. And here we are. I'm gonna be reviewing it I have a comment section made specifically for that so check it out ig idk.
I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, 😱 but when I came, 👻 I started floating, 😱 and think I got teleported into the skeld. 😮 I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.🤤 🍑 🍑 I immediately was transported back to earth, 😭 and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, 🤪 as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter 💪
"Lou Reed be singing on my way to spaghetti all night
I long a Roman kiss and moaning goin' all white
Ba-be-ee-ee-aa-ba-co-aa-bedege-da-bow ai
Aa-be-bo-aa-be-bo-aa-be-bo-bo-ee-ee-bow ai
God damn he down on the nut
Zeboim damn ima nut
God damn he down on the nut
Zeboim damn ima nut
Aa-bo-ee-aa-re-di
Aa-go-de-aa-re-di
Aa-bo-ee-aa-rе-di
Aa-go-de-aa-re-di
Ba be-co ca (God damn hе down on the nut)
Du ba-de-gi (Zeboim damn ima nut)
Ba be-co ca (God damn he down on the nut)
Bu de-ba-de-ai-ai-ai-ai (Zeboim damn ima nut)
Aa-bo-ee-aa-re-di
Aa-go-de-aa-re-di
Aa-bo-ee-aa-re-di
Aa-go-de-aa-re-di
Da weebs be singing on the web to get guns online
That pico homo kiss and moaning goin' all white
Ba-be-ee-ee-aa-ba-co-aa-bedege-da-bow ai
Aa-be-bo-aa-be-bo-aa-be-bo-bo-ee-ee-bow ai"
I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me 🤤 but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. 😔😒🙁☹️
She then said I was going to a magical place called the “mental asylum” 🤔 I’m not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC
its 10:40
its very boring
bored.
same
OMG KEREM
I FELL ASLEEP AT LIKE
12
UM WOW U NEVER SLEEP THAT LATE
STFU
SHUT
UP.
hi monster girl maker comments
and steve
hi steve (steve fun fact the hi no homo game was the first game I ever played on itch.io
wow amazing dice
trwe
how did you even know that i tztwdeed the game!!?!!?!/1!/!/1/1
ignore the second one 😍
Bah
OKAY IM BACK FOR REAL THIS TIME
anyway
how is everyone :D
OMG HIIIIIIIIII
HRU??
ITS ME NAT
HIIII
I'M GOOD
HOW ARE YOU?
IM GOOD
JUST WATCHED THE NEW SONIC MOVIE
I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET
IS IT GOOD
HEHE YK BAY GREEN:
she has... A GIRL FRIEND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
I made her a girl friend because I woke up one day and just decided I had to. Since Bay is well... Bay I thought long and hard about their type. And I felt an overwhelming feeling that their type was someone who was just... friggin awesome in their eyes. Someone cool. And I made Olivia:
Olivia is the frickin yin to Bay's yang ok. Like just by looking at their designs you can tell they're sorta opposites but together they blend so perfectly and beautifully to create balance. And I made... A SCENE, a cringy one but still, Basically Olivia sits in front of Bay in a class I am too tired to think of and then state, so Bay already knew of Olivia and gradually came to think she's awesome but Olivia didn't know Bay at all:
Bay: *just doodling in her note-book in front of her locker*
Olivia: *is having an argument with someone*
Bay: *looking at Olivia*
Bay thinking: ...damn... she's awesome.
Olivia: *walking away victorious and very casually noticing Bay* uh- hey?
Bay: *gay panic* uhm... hi.
Olivia: what's ur name.
Bay: ...Bay.
Olivia: cute, I'm Olivia. Nice to meet you.
Bay: *gay panic* mhm.
Olivia: *sits down* what're you doing?
Bay: drawing...
Olivia: that's pretty good. Is... that me?
Bay: ...NO IT'S NOT, I NEED TO GO, BYE FOREVER *proceeds to run away*
The End~
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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡜⠁⠄⠉⠉⠉⠉⢉⣩⠥⠤⠒⠚⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠒⠤⢤⣀⣀⣀⣀⠤⠔⠒⢦⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠒⠒⠦⠤⠤⠤⢄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⠤⣄⠄⠄⠈⡆⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢣⠄⠄⢹⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⠄⠄⢸⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠞⠁⠄⠉⠑⠒⠢⠤⠤⠤⢤⣤⡤⠤⠤⠚⠁⠄⢀⡞⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⠤⠤⠶⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠋⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢣⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠳⠤⣄⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠑⢤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠉⠲⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠉⠒⠒⠒⠒⠦⠤⠤⠤⢄⣀⠄⠄⢸⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢈⠆⢀⡜⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⢔⡫⠖⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⠤⠤⠤⠴⠒⠒⠚⠉⣡⠞⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⠁⠄⠄⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠙⡆⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠲⢤⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣀⠤⠚⠉⠉⠙⢢⠄⠄⢸⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⠄⠄⢈⡇⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡰⠃⠄⠄⡸⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⠦⠒⣆⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠤⠔⠋⠄⠄⢀⠴⠁⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠃⠄⠄⠹⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⠤⠤⠚⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠓⠤⠤⠤⠏⠙⠒⠒⠒⠒⠊⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
big coc
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣦⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⡿⠛⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⢿⣿⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⠈⢻⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣯⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⣷⡄⠀
⠀⠀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣷⠀
⠀⢰⣿⡟⠋⠉⣹⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⠀
⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀
⠀⣸⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠛⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀
⠀⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣧⠀⠀
⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀
⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀
⠀⢿⣿⡆⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀
⠀⠸⣿⣧⡀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⠶⠀⢠⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⣽⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⢹⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀
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holy hell
AWEEEEE
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Slay
me @ him rn
yass
scarlett overkill has r34
and i must say, im not suprised, shes ho-
no one is surprised
i love minions
Minions were funny until they became annoying.
reasons why i love/hate kerem
reasons why i love her
1. she's hot
2. she's sweet (ig)
reasons why i hate her
1. steals water from me
2. steals food from me
3. sprays water on me
4. bullies all her friends (including me)
5. she's a whore
6. sleeps all the time
7. says "k, cool, bye." that she stole from her ex
proof of her sleeping
(i woke her up)
UM NO. ONLY TWO REASONS WHY U LOVE ME??? OKAY, MY TURN.
Reasons why I love/hate Nat.
Love:
1. She lets me eat her food
2. Spent over 100 on me for Christmas
Hate:
1. She is a slug
2. built weird
3. Um wakes me up too much
4. Looks like a rat
(PROOF)
5. is literally dumb ash
6. Calls me Nigeria
7. Wants to grow up to work at home depot
8. SNEEZES WEIRD
9. makes a noise as if she's choking on smth
10. used to own a purple thing called mort
11. Loves mort too much
12. has no lips
13. is on google
14. has old shoes that are ripped
15. is blonde
16. roleplays way too much
17. Is in robotics
18. is gay
19. Has an A in CTE (ew smarty pants)
FINAL REASON
20. Just everything about her is a no.
okay
FINE THEN
all the reasons why I HATE Kika.
1. steals water from me
2. steals food from me
3. sprays water on me
4. bullies all her friends (including me)
5. she's a whore
6. sleeps all the time
7. says "k, cool, bye." that she stole from her ex
8. glares at me to much
9. sharts a lot
10. built like her dog (torta)
11. eats to much
12. listens to mitski to much
13. a dumbass
14. wants to work at ICE
15. laughs FUCKING WEIRD
16. calls me ninja
17. has bad taste in music (actually)
18. has no cake
19. has a B in science (i stg fuckin teachers pet)
20. speaks good spanish (u ass)
21. calls me cracker 2 much
22. is a whore
23. talks 2 much
24. piss kink
25. bullcock kink
26. doesn't give me good head
27. sucks ass at lap dances
28. is a beaner
29. eats to much
30. is straight
31. ur mom hates people who change pronouns
32. FUCKING ROLLS MY SHOULDERS 2 MUCH.
33. tells me to stfu whenever i make a funny joke
34. pick me girl
i have so many more
OH
35. has grammarly bc can't spell
26. ATTACKS ME 2 MUHC
MR BULLOCK IS SITTING NEXT BY KEREM HELP
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I love that
I successfully drank a whole giant bottle of water but it appears as tho my lips are still chapped and I am still de-hydrated. Strange.
I hope yall know
i don't actually think magnet schools are schools for magnets
I'm just sayin that cause it pisses nat off
stfu
I up-voted it :3
how could u
Hehe
wgarhwhwathahsghshghhghagahhhHUH?????????????????/
there's more
SHOW
OK
I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, 😱 but when I came, 👻 I started floating, 😱 and think I got teleported into the skeld. 😮 I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.🤤 🍑 🍑 I immediately was transported back to earth, 😭 and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, 🤪 as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter 💪
“IM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER”
I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me 🤤 but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. 😔😒🙁☹️
She then said I was going to a magical place called the “mental asylum” 🤔 I’m not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC
m&m rule 34
so glad the dudes head is a censor
hey hey when I inevitably get my iPad Pro who wants to draw cool stuff on Discord with me. Like-like re designs of characters from old shows and shit.
i'd do it, but i suck ass at drawing.
DOESN'T MATTER
OK THEN
BET
what-
when i say that
i mean i'll do it
i just
talk like that.
I'd do it but im a traditional artist
DOESN'T MATTER
ah
her name is Sarah :D
Pretty!
ok yall the way i fell after this TnT party photo
cute
ty
:)
she looks emo
wat
"go be an engineer for 100 thousand dollars a year"
no thanks
why not
cuz she is
guys , teacher is being a cunttt
saame
I just watched a short film called "My Shadow is Pink" and as a 13 year old pale ass asian-looking for some reason girl, I can proudly say my shadow is all over the fucking place :)
ok
Ddi you watch it lol
i have never laughed so hard at a discord name but
this one did it.
so, bullock is one of my teachers (my cte and drones teacher)
and people love making fun of him and-
HEL$KDEHWBSA&GB CEXSKJNA
bruh thats kyzen?
NO ITS OSCAR
OH
DUMBASS
holy shit , i think i know that dude from the pic
FROM WHERE
'CAUSE HE WORKS AT MY SCHOOL
IM IN HIS CLASS RN
i swear i think i know him
LMAOO
HELLO YES HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE ARO/ACE FOR NO REASON AT ALL I JUST WANNA KNOW DON'T QUESTION IT
Me who's Ace and trying to figure out if I wanna add an Aro to that:
....but that doesn't answer my question.
Think about being in a romance relationship
picture yourself kissing someone, being kissed, romantic cuddles, how comfortable would you be saying i love you, would you feel uncomfortable if someone felt romantic feelings towards you, have you ever had a real irl crush before
and then do the same stuff but swap it out with sexy stuff
Also, a lot of people don't get actual proper sexual / romantic urges till their teens
Like i met my first crush this year (and I'm 15)
Technically I am a teen. And you start having crushes when you start going through puberty which I am going through.
I mean... idk, like I just don't see myself with another person or significant other but my brain tries to like force me into it, like peer pressure but you're the peers. Like "this is how it happens in all the movies so by law you are obligated to like this person" and I'm just like "ok??" You know.
man i had crushes when i was 7 😂
well yea- but it’s complicated and I wanna sleep today so
YOU KNOW
shit dude
i started getting that urge last year
and got it more this year.
Y O U K N O W
KNOW WHAT
K N O W W H A T
UR FREAKINF ME OUT
I EXPLAINED IT fine I'll just explain again BUT BETTER THIS TIME
so I watched Jadien Animations' video about her being Aro/Ace and while watching I was like "weird, somehow this is slightly relatable to me even tho I'm not aro/ace" and then it just clicked. I noticed a pattern. Every time I "liked" someone it wasn't because I actually genuinely liked that person, you see the aforementioned "liking" of people only ever started after people started saying stuff like "oh you two look cute together" etc. at which point my brain was like "ok everyone is saying you look good together so the obvious thing to do here is to like that person" and then I'd be like "but... I don' want to, they're my friend." and then my brain would go "JUST FCKN DO IT" and it became a pattern. Or even if people didn't say anything but me and this person knew each other my brain would be like "the movies say that this is how it happens so the law says you now like this person" and again I don't really want to but it's like what else am I gonna do I didn't know anything I was a child. And it just keeps happening, and even in like boy bands or movies or stuff people would be like "omg this person is so cute" or "who would you date out of them" yk that stuff and I just never got it, so I picked a random one and just went along with it. I didn't understand why I didn't like any of them despite people saying these things, I thought it was just nothing until I watched Jaiden's video and it just clicked. Why I never really liked liked anyone. It was all just peer pressure or pressure from my brain to like someone even if I didn't and if I genuinely felt really excited about someone it was just because I really wanted to be close to them not have a romantic relationship with them. But now I'm over-thinking and am confused if I am aro/ace or if I'm just convincing myself I am.
IDK MY BRAIN IS WEIRD I CAN'T TRUST IT ON ANYTHING AT THIS POINT
So i just found out a cool fact
apparently in america they have something called magnet schools
And like
A whole school just for magnets
How cool is that?
i stg river.
i'm this close
to flying to Canada/j
and smacking you./j
LISTEN TO ME.
THE SCHOOL RANKINGS GO FROM
Public, Magnet, Charter, AND PRIVATE.
MAGNET SCHOOL IS JUST-MORE ADVANCED THAN A REGULAR PUBLIC SCHOOL.
WHAT FUCKING PART DO YOU NOT UNDERSABDDVB?!?!?!??!
Magnet
stfu
i go to those they are col
wowie
A school for magnets
Thats so neat
U DO??
OMG
I go to a magnet school and this is so true
a school full of magnets 😍
that is so cool
Magnets...
LMAOOO
my favorite singers this past month
okay
-Conan Gray (I've always liked him-)
-Bruno Mars (ALWAYS LIKED HIM-)
-Shakira (Love her.)
-Pitbull (I'VE LOVED HIM FOR SO LONG OMG-)
-Daddy Yankee (Just started getting into his music.)
-Mariana (LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRRR-)
-MINIONSSS~ (DUDE I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO THEM 24/7.)
JUH
YES
thunder
same
i ate peanut butter but it was from the toilet
repeatable
natsuke
Welcome to Earth!
This planet is the place humans live at. If you don't mind can I say hi to your leader?
what do you want again
Excuse me while I rant about modern media
The media is kind of a mess rn. Lemme rant about current ANIMATIONS since it's a topic I am healthily obsessed with and cannot get enough of cuz it's my one true love. After Camilo. I don't know why, but I really like Camilo.
AnEeYmAyTiOn
Animation is really doing good nowadays with wonderful movies but there are also some not so wonderful ones. Raya and the Last Dragon released last year was... nope. The movie displays a message of "trust" and how trust is important you get it. But it only surface lever explains trust, Sisu, the last dragon, is dumb and naive, blatantly trusting anyone she meets without them earning that trust first, Raya is closed off, she doesn't trust anyone at all, she believes only bad can come from trusting people. Neither are in the fucking right but the movie be like "oh noooo Sisu is right to trust everyone and Raya beliefs are bad, you have to trust everyone, trust doesn't need to be earned" and I'm just done. You know what happened when Raya trusted someone without them earning that trust first, the gem thingy cracked and destroyed the world, that's what happened when Raya blindly trusted someone. Trust must be earned not blindly given, but you also must not distrust everyone because you'll just end up lonely. That's how trust works disney, get some help DiSnEy. Speaking of Disney, they're assholes, they need help. I've said this before but Disney's current goals are money and only money. They bought Marvel. That's how big disney is. Anyway I like the current direction things are headed in except for Disney's power-hungry/money-hungry company buying spree. Especially from a representation standpoint, Turning Red with Chinese-Canadian, Encanto with Colombians, does Luca count... anyway yea there's slowly more representation rolling in even with a Turning Red character being confirmed as gay, Priya. But I hope they branch out more with this representation, like maybe Middle Eastern cultures or African cultures or Indian cultures etc. and I can't wait to see where this is going next. I hope the good movie streak doesn't break. But it doesn't stop with movie in animation. Recent series The Proud Family: Louder and Prouder went above and beyond, while also keeping the magic of the original show alive. Giving Penny a boyfriend, or well potential love interest if you wanna be literal with it was a good choice and representation like the new kids' parents being gay and also Michael being the best Michael he could be. It's the 2020s and who even cares about gay, white, black, asian, european, rich or poor. We're all people weather we like it or not. And Amphibia and The Owl House kicking off their new episodes wonderfully, I really can't like- they're such good fckn shows. Anyway yea Animation is getting it good so I HOPE it keeps going.
nice
movie review !!!!!!!!
the film " I care a lot "
hardest movie i have ever watched
because it deals with exploiting elderly people and it makes sick and i want to punch the LIVING SHIT out of the blond lady
YOU GUYS NEED TO WATCH IT THOUGH
o
New outfit ☆
sucks
shush
no
no
nah 'cause robotics is so fun
without the teacher of course
i mean like
her fault for leaving a bunch of kids in here
LMAO
girl bye
ok pallet i used gacha cause i didn't want to look for all the things in ibis paint
Aright thanks
ok
Y'all i have a question? , when i was 12 me and my grandma was talking about her best friends son . i had a crush on him but wanted to ask how old was he , my grandma dead ass lied and said he was 15 ! , but after that when i told my dad about him , he turned out to be 19 ! , WHAT THE FUCK . do you think my grandma was in the wrong ?
grandma is deff in the wrong
genuinely scary
thank you , back thinking about it was pretty weird
the fact is that he thought i was older to and didn't truly know my age so we kissed , but that was it
you know what i think thats enough of the internet for today
thats good
i should also do that
lolll
i just remembered something. AND THE PEOPLE WHO WERE HERE LIKE-A YEAR OR SO KNOW ABT THIS
so
people
used to think
i
was
a
boy.
AND YK WHO I'M TALKING ABT.
which just makes me laugh
because I've been called a boy so many times because of how I act???
LIKE
HOW
DO I ACT LIKE A BOY???
MAMA???
TIA???
EXPLAIN??
(This isn't a call out or anything, it's just something I wanted to share which I JUST remembered-WHICH I FOUND RLLY FUNNY-)
I LOVE ROCK MUSIC😝🤘
FUCKING STOP KEREM
NO
KEREM
I'M GONNA
CRAWL BACK TO U
STOP U LITERALLY BROKE M ANKLE....... (im just playing)
CUS YESTERDAY WHEN U WERE TRYING TO PUSH ME OFF THE BENCH
....
I feel called out./j
LMAOOOOO
IT'S FINE DUDE
I FIND IT REALLY FUNNY THOUGH
But y'know what's funny?
Your reaction to hearing my voice for the first time.
OH MY GOD I WAS SO FREAKED OUT-
YOU SCREAMEDDDD
HELP
I'M NEVER GONNA FORGET THAT
YOU WERE LIKE: "AHHHHHHH-"
AND WHEN I HEARD YOUR VOICE I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT
AND WHEN KEREM HEARD YOUR VOICE SHE TOLD EVERYONE TO STFU
LMAOO
also can we just talk abt how my intro to robotics teacher left use alone in a classroom thats empty that has a board and 2 robots that have been fighting each other.
https://voca.ro/181cUUIQL4ML
and how they turned off the lights and started throwing balls at each other?