reasons why i love/hate kerem
reasons why i love her
1. she's hot
2. she's sweet (ig)
reasons why i hate her
1. steals water from me
2. steals food from me
3. sprays water on me
4. bullies all her friends (including me)
5. she's a whore
6. sleeps all the time
7. says "k, cool, bye." that she stole from her ex
proof of her sleeping
(i woke her up)
UM NO. ONLY TWO REASONS WHY U LOVE ME??? OKAY, MY TURN.
Reasons why I love/hate Nat.
Love:
1. She lets me eat her food
2. Spent over 100 on me for Christmas
Hate:
1. She is a slug
2. built weird
3. Um wakes me up too much
4. Looks like a rat
(PROOF)
5. is literally dumb ash
6. Calls me Nigeria
7. Wants to grow up to work at home depot
8. SNEEZES WEIRD
9. makes a noise as if she's choking on smth
10. used to own a purple thing called mort
11. Loves mort too much
12. has no lips
13. is on google
14. has old shoes that are ripped
15. is blonde
16. roleplays way too much
17. Is in robotics
18. is gay
19. Has an A in CTE (ew smarty pants)
FINAL REASON
20. Just everything about her is a no.
okay
FINE THEN
all the reasons why I HATE Kika.
1. steals water from me
2. steals food from me
3. sprays water on me
4. bullies all her friends (including me)
5. she's a whore
6. sleeps all the time
7. says "k, cool, bye." that she stole from her ex
8. glares at me to much
9. sharts a lot
10. built like her dog (torta)
11. eats to much
12. listens to mitski to much
13. a dumbass
14. wants to work at ICE
15. laughs FUCKING WEIRD
16. calls me ninja
17. has bad taste in music (actually)
18. has no cake
19. has a B in science (i stg fuckin teachers pet)
20. speaks good spanish (u ass)
21. calls me cracker 2 much
22. is a whore
23. talks 2 much
24. piss kink
25. bullcock kink
26. doesn't give me good head
27. sucks ass at lap dances
28. is a beaner
29. eats to much
30. is straight
31. ur mom hates people who change pronouns
32. FUCKING ROLLS MY SHOULDERS 2 MUCH.
33. tells me to stfu whenever i make a funny joke
34. pick me girl
i have so many more
OH
35. has grammarly bc can't spell
26. ATTACKS ME 2 MUHC
MR BULLOCK IS SITTING NEXT BY KEREM HELP
