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h.8u.4evaar2 years ago

UM NO. ONLY TWO REASONS WHY U LOVE ME??? OKAY, MY TURN.

Reasons why I love/hate Nat.

Love:

1. She lets me eat her food

2. Spent over 100 on me for Christmas

Hate:

1. She is a slug

2. built weird

3. Um wakes me up too much

4. Looks like a rat

(PROOF)

5. is literally dumb ash

6. Calls me Nigeria

7. Wants to grow up to work at home depot

8. SNEEZES WEIRD

9. makes a noise as if she's choking on smth

10. used to own a purple thing called mort

11. Loves mort too much

12. has no lips

13. is on google

14. has old shoes that are ripped

15. is blonde

16. roleplays way too much

17. Is in robotics

18. is gay

19. Has an A in CTE (ew smarty pants)

FINAL REASON

20. Just everything about her is a no.

nat 🕯️📝2 years ago (1 edit)

okay

FINE THEN

all the reasons why I HATE Kika.

1. steals water from me

2. steals food from me

3. sprays water on me

4. bullies all her friends (including me)

5. she's a whore

6. sleeps all the time

7. says "k, cool, bye." that she stole from her ex

8. glares at me to much

9. sharts a lot

10. built like her dog (torta)

11. eats to much

12. listens to mitski to much

13. a dumbass

14. wants to work at ICE

15. laughs FUCKING WEIRD

16. calls me ninja

17. has bad taste in music (actually)

18. has no cake

19. has a B in science (i stg fuckin teachers pet)

20. speaks good spanish (u ass)

21. calls me cracker 2 much

22. is a whore

23. talks 2 much

24. piss kink

25. bullcock kink

26. doesn't give me good head

27. sucks ass at lap dances

28. is a beaner

29. eats to much

30. is straight

31. ur mom hates people who change pronouns

32. FUCKING ROLLS MY SHOULDERS 2 MUCH.

33. tells me to stfu whenever i make a funny joke

34. pick me girl

i have so many more

35. has grammarly bc can't spell

26. ATTACKS ME 2 MUHC

MR BULLOCK IS SITTING NEXT BY KEREM HELP

h.8u.4evaar2 years ago

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nat 🕯️📝2 years ago

h.8u.4evaar2 years ago

I love that

nat 🕯️📝2 years ago

KEREM STOP

I STG

ari 🤥🤥2 years ago

OCEAN MAN

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (What it do shawty?)

Let's go!

Up in the club with my homies, trying to get a lil' V-I

Keep it down on the low-key (low-key)

You should know how it feels (hey!)

I saw this shorty, she was checking up on me

From the game she was spitting in my ear

You would think that she know me (know me)

I decided to chill (okay!)

Conversation got heavy (hey)

She had me feeling like she's ready to blow (watch out)

Oh (watch out)

She's saying "Come get me" (come get me)

So I got up and followed her to the floor

She said, "Baby, let's go"

When I told her (let's go)

I said

Yeah!

Shorty got down low and said "Come and get me"

(Yeah!) Yeah!

I got so caught up, I forgot she told me

(Yeah!) Yeah!

Her and my girl, used to be the best of homies

(Yeah!) Yeah!

Next thing I knew, she was all up on me screaming

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

So she's all up in my head now

Got me thinking that it might be a good idea to take her with me

'Cause she's ready to leave (ready to leave now)

(Let's go)

And I gotta keep it real now

'Cause on a one to ten, she's a certified twenty

But that just ain't me, hey

'Cause I don't know, if I take that chance

Just where's it gonna lead

But what I do know is the way she dance

Makes shorty alright with me (hey, hey, hey)

The way she get low

I'm like "Yeah", just work that out for me

She asks for one more dance, and I'm like "Yeah"

How the hell am I supposed to leave? (Let's go, bring the beat back!)

nat 🕯️📝2 years ago

IS THAT YEAH BY USHER??

ari 🤥🤥2 years ago

YEAH HOWD YOU KNOW LMAO

nat 🕯️📝2 years ago

CAUSE I LISTEN TO THAT SONG

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ari 🤥🤥2 years ago

RESPODNND

I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, 😱 but when I came, 👻 I started floating, 😱 and think I got teleported into the skeld. 😮 I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.🤤 🍑 🍑 I immediately was transported back to earth, 😭 and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, 🤪 as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter 💪

“IM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER”

I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me 🤤 but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. 😔😒🙁☹️