Planned Features

There is  currently quite a bit to do and discover in the world, although the game is not very far along in production. I plan on making art for various characters in the game in the future. I also want to make a proper intro involving Kool Rat, the mascot with a custom .exe launcher for the game, mainly for aesthetic reasons and to give me freedom in how I present the title screen.  Here is a brief list of features I plan to add, like, whenever I guess.

• Ability to go to back lot in orphanage and kick the shit out of children
• Party member is deadass just a sentient fucking car
• Alien invasion subplot
• Finish Yeehawville
• More towns, their names and gimmicks are secret
• Expand weapons and MOJO system, affix proper icons to weapons and items
• Expansive cave system with the same bat enemy, high encounter rate
• Vehicles?
• Slime prostitutes 
• Skeleton Clan storyline
• Arcade with short, shitty platformers made in the RPG Maker engine
• Black tar heroin
• McDondald's where every employee is a majestic Greek mythological creature
• Expansive desert
• Original music, in some areas eventually
• Custom sprite for Radical Rimjob
• Proper design for Kool Rat mascot